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ducky covers  a lot of what I would have to say about the site.  Also, I loooove humor, expecially  adding something  to what someone else has said.  Its a  virtual family too.  I can enjoy an  insult from one of our family.  I expect certain members to respond in THEIR usual tone and manner. 

I have a lot of life behind me and have learned much the hard way, except how to speell gooder,   I love to share with others the up side to living through, surviving and fixing the hard way and how much better life can be for having  most any life experience.

This is a good place to learn, teach, vent and drive others nuts with simpleton humor !

9 Months Later...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Jack said.'We'll be happy to sleepin the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared,and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out,but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked,'Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?'
'Yes, I do.' said Bob
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'
'Well, um, yes!,' Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, ' I have to admit
that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?'
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did.' 'Why do you ask?'
'She just died and left me everything.'

This gift of effort, talent and affection you've shown for each individual who commented is overwhelming.  It has for me made us all closer.  I feel as though I have just left our annual AKAQA dinner and I'm revisiting the moments I've had with each person.

No tongue in cheek for this reply, as I usually do.   Although I've got to say you sure as H look a lot  like the super sexy Sharon Stone.

Thankx again Colleen

John

My formal education is 45 years at Knoxville School of OOps.  I majored in "have another drink" and how to "Cut Your Own Hair".     My hobbies are Astro Physics, Egyptian Hyroglyphic Reading, Rocket Science, Paint By Numbers and Animal Gynocology.  Don't laugh, someone gotta do it.

Been married to the same  witch-a-call-it,  for a long time.    I keep her in the closet until Friday night when I blow her up.

I only answer questions which have to do with  'tying shoes',   'which way is up',  or  'what's  that smell'.                   There's lots more but its getting late.

Schaz-bautt.              Thanks to Robin Williams

Everyone has stated good points and concern for your condition is with us.   But in the old country, the tight communities,  we had ways of dealing with a person like this.  He had to  live with the a torment like the victim.   I  think a  horse with this condition is called a gelding.  Punishment by the law in the USA might be 'The Lindsay Lohan' 100 hours community service and 30 days in jail with 25 suspended.   That punishment doesn't fit the crime. This makes my blood boil !

Need to either wind it  or change batteries

Grilled  chicken on a bed of $100 dollar bills, and a biscuit.   Its becoming cheaper to eat money than it is to buy food!

"For your own good" is a persuasive argument that will make a man agree to his own destruction

If the person who said that is a pin head, and I'm sure he is, don't give it a second thought