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Why man is always behind woman ?

I See it .

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+2 Views: 997 Answers: 16 Posted: 12 years ago

Preciosa

because we are the best and they can live with out us

Commented 12 years ago

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daren1

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Following her scent..

12 years ago. Rating: 16
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padovenick

LOLing still

commented 12 years ago

facebook

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When your men is well train he know where to stand.

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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Shootah

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Appreciating the view.

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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valR

One of if not the best answer in my view - pun absolutely unintended :)

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

Karma: 1457190

That's where he should be. Some men can follow directions.............

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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Vinny

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Not in this case.. she is s'posed to carry the beer while he looks out for beer thieves..

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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Dollybird

Vinny, think they are both male.

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

Nope!! Thats a female doing the work.. Look a little closer

commented 12 years ago

eggplant

She must be Spanish because Spanish women carry the loads and do all the work while men have a siesta!

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

I'm moving to Spain and changing my ethnicity to Spanish. I can already speak 3 words in Spanish. but they are only good for the Spanish brothels. I'm willing to learn a few more so I can go unnoticed..

commented 12 years ago

Dollybird

Ok Vinny, sorry. your right.

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

Huh?? Dolly, you going down without a fight?? drats! ok.. I'll take my winnings and move on.. LOL

commented 12 years ago

mycatsmom

That's funny ! He doesn't even hold the umbrella over her head for her .

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

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Because women is smata... because women is smata... because women is smata... women is smata than man in every way...

Sing with me now...

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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dowsa

Bought a new fishing line "Will be smata than you .so sing I WANT TO BE "FREE.( like a big fish in the sea. )Hee

commented 12 years ago

bluesman1951

You can go first just in case there is a ambush and cannibals . Thin ice or giant craters . Just because we are men dont mean we are dumb . Cave men started this custom "Ladies First " in case of tigers ,bears ,and other hungry beasts . We only let you think you are smarter LOL

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

If the reggae musicians say women is smata then that is good enough for me.

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

Silly blues- Do not forget that half of all Doolittles who talk to animals are women...so, they saved said caveMens a-- by going first.. That's right the women is smata! (singing with you Fishy)

commented 12 years ago

bluesman1951

Those reggae rasta men smoke way to much Ganga . There thinking may be clouded ,the room is for sure !LOL Their opinions may be tainted by excessive consumption of high grade Ganja . Just saying !

commented 12 years ago

eggplant

Yes, we are smata, Yes, we are smata, oh yes we're much smata, 'cause God made it so!

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

What dat you saying Blueboy? Woman is smata in EV-A-REE way!
Reggae man at one wit da Universe. Reggae man know women is smata... ev-a-ree one know women is smata except yoo.

commented 12 years ago

clu

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To catch her if she starts to fall.

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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bluesman1951

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Wrong ! This custom came about in case of ambush ! LOL !

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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caddam

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I always tell my wife to go in the house ahead of me, just in case there is someone in there

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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FISH-O

You are over the top brave!

commented 12 years ago

caddam

Fish, my brother says I'm a deadly systematic killer, and calls me SIS for short.

commented 12 years ago

ed shank

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Where do you live? I'm always behind my wife. I open doors. She doesn't. I start the car, She doesn't. I answer the phone. She doesn't. etc,etc, etc;

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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valR

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How about the man with no woman?

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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dowsa

He would be Lost

commented 12 years ago

dowsa

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Because we are Carrying a heavy load "Bags full of food .My middle name is Donkey and still do the Donkey work in the home cleaning ect.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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FISH-O

Hee Hee... dis woman fish is still smata!

commented 12 years ago

dowsa

I am getting "Mad .Mind you my wife has been saying that for years.Now listen little Sardine the bread is toasting ready for "you.still think your smata!

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

Dowsa- Please! She's already been cooked to the crisp once!

commented 12 years ago

dowsa

Dont worry doolittle. its the toast thats Crispy little Sardine I like under the grill two seconds.Not so Smata now.

commented 12 years ago

Dollybird

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Sorry, I never heard the above saying before. The saying I know is, Behind every great man, is great woman. etc.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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dowsa

Now Dollybird We cant have two "greats only one "MAN!Hee

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

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If she is walking AHEAD of him, he doesn't have to watch his back.
Sorry, ladies, there are some women who ARE backstabbers. None of us, mind you.

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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dowsa

I like a backstabber Who tells the truth!I will be two streets behind you Bob. hee

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

dowsa, I don't BACK stab. I'll come right to your face with a problem.

commented 12 years ago

dowsa

"OH no you wont .You will have to catch me first.Hope you are a good runner girl.

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

I'm already waiting for you! :D

commented 12 years ago

valR

So, is she relying on him to watch her back?

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

Isn't that what you guys are s'posta do??

commented 12 years ago

Dollybird

In some countries, a woman has to walk ahead of a man, in case of land mines.!

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

I'll bet we don't ever see the faces of those women....burkas??

commented 12 years ago

mycatsmom

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It's actually the other way around........as my uncle used to say......" Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind "