"For your own good" is a persuasive argument that will make a man agree to his own destruction
Our government has built and is continuing to built massive underground cities in Maryland and Utah plus extreme northern Alaska, same for Greenland and near the north pole on the ice. The sites are supposed to be all isolated from each other by long distances for 'catastrophy event' and have a capacity of around 1,000 each. 50+ years ago I recal reading in I believe it was Popular Science The Governments Dooms Day City in Alaska. I was in Alaska in the Military in the 60's, then high paying construction jobs could be had if you would sign up for 6 months of isolation at the North Slope. Supposidly it wasn't connected to the pipeline project.
In December 2012 the north pole and distant northern hemisphere sites will be on the furthest backside of the earth away from the sun for several months. I can't imagine these places were constructed for congressmen's vacation spots . Satelites have eliminated NORAD and the need for northern listening posts. If you get wind of government officials jokingly saying they intend to spend Christmas at the north pole, I'm heading for Fairbanks.!
One to three, depending on how lively the conversation. Often its my R&R recoup time. I usually quit for the day when I say something dumb, just to give myself time to get over it and others time to forget it.
Play pin the tail on the narcisistic donkey on a high place
Be specific when you ask your monster, "regular or monster mash"
Moose ette works for me
Mild verdigo can be corrected with medication.
'I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me'
Me do