Yes, occasionally, sparingly and mostly impulsively. They stand a better chance when accompanied by a pet.

Let's start at the very beginning: Do Re Me Fa So La Ti Do

Well, cats being cats, they know a fool when they see one and my three Snooky Wookies are no exception. After a quick wash, Grumpy sprang up onto the sink edge, which is his way of telling me to turn on the tap. I duly obliged and left the bathroom to get dressed. The morning and afternoon went by just like any other day, and my wife arrived home and greeted me cheerfully, just like any other day. But five minutes later she marched into the room and demanded to know how long the tap has been left on. “Oh dear“ I muttered, “I was just about to go and turn it off“. But my wife was no fool, she knew, that I knew she knew, that I wasn’t telling the truth. And I knew that she knew that five minutes later we would be happy together again, just like any other day.   

At the bank, definitely not, they want our money. At the grocery store, definitely not, they depend on our custom. On the bus, definitely not, they want to reach their destination. At the Post Office, they have been known to be rude whilst sticking to the letter.

Der Klarspülerbehälter befindet sich, wie bei fast allen Geschirrspülmaschinen, in der Innentür der Spülmaschine.

Length 40 foot x Width 25 foot x height 8 foot = 8000 cubic feet.

The seductive aroma of freshly made candy floss melts away any resistance I have for the sweet things in life.

Well, as Mr. Churchill once said, “Some chicken! Some neck!“

…….. but what it may mean is I have a problem, a mental health problem and I need help.

The whether, weather it's good or bad, it's the whether.