I own one. Got it on eBay. Bought the frame first without knowing a durn thing about hammocks and finally found the right size. Blue only now it’s striped blue from sun bleaching. I only fell out of it twice. Heavy frame, should bring a pretty penny when I decide enoughs enough. We’re leavin it set up for the party. I hope I don’t get sued.....

Well, I tapped the pole during parallel parking. She had me drive around the block then told me to come back another day.....

I grew up cracking anything that flopped. Surely one of them was a six foot whip. Can’t say I was any good but I remember  fantasizing I could actually hit what I aimed for....

I was running to the ocean and a car was coming at about 3 or 5 mph. I kept running, the car kept coming and eventually I ran into the side of the vehicle. Knocked myself out cold. Oh, body surgery, dental surgery. I absolutely love to be knocked out these days. A mere interruption in your wakefulness. Come to and walk out......

Does from the bathroom work? We positioned the tv just so. You know, to not miss a thing.....

Tetherball isn’t usually a contact sport but opponents can be nasty at times. I was Austin City champ once apon a time. Broke the same finger two or three times. Loved the sport......

Never was a fan-wait! I liked her in EVITA. And I’m older then she is? Ruin my day......

Just the other day I was cleaning up three years worth of nothing important but covered with plastic when  disturbed a nest of yellow jackets! Didn’t know it until I felt the impact on my hand. The innocuous creature left behind a hole in my thumb meets forefinger area. I went straight in and applied baking sods and water and applied the paste. Never really hurt but my hand was bruised looking and sore.....

I’m not surprised. It seems though it already happened a zillion times ago. You’re always here, fair, open, and ready. In my eyes you’re the tops. Uh, too bad you quit being a moderator! Hahahahahaha!

Not me personally. Not even when kids started being bussed from the other side of the tracks. There were a lot of fights but everybody seemed to like me. Well, I was never jumped. I’m sure my whiteness has been some sort of privilege for me in some ways but none of them noticeable.....