59 Answers (1-30 Displayed)

No your fine LOL

Commented 12 years ago

Tommy how sweet you are when bending down to tie the shoe laces to look around to see if there is anyone else's that needs doing.

Commented 12 years ago

daren1

Great question Tom you nailed it out of the park with this one..

Commented 12 years ago

Clonge

I've already gotten a thumb up for this question so I'm posting an answer here. "When you keep re-marrying, and every subsequent mother-in-;law is younger than you."

Commented 6 years ago

bulletman

Ah the good old days when all the regulars were on site. :)

Commented 6 years ago

59 Answers (1-30 Displayed)

pythonlover

Karma: 797301

You tell the kids to turn down that bloody music.

12 years ago. Rating: 42

ole hipster

You constantly make me laugh....thank you for that so much!...(:

commented 12 years ago

Tommy .. You got me laughin' again. I was supposed to be in bed. It's
2:45

am

My computer is spacing funny. See above. ^
and u2, PL

commented 12 years ago

chelleanne

You know you're RIGHT! TURN IT DOWN! TURN IT DOWN!

commented 12 years ago

P L, that's what our parents used to tell us ! Hahahaha.

commented 9 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

Karma: 157299

When your mind makes appointments your body can`t keep.

12 years ago. Rating: 40

When your mouth is writing cheques your body can't cash.lmao

commented 12 years ago

LOL, P L

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

Karma: 1457190

You cannot understand today's new English...

12 years ago. Rating: 38

ok I must be older then define new english?

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

from the guy who wrote: I am so HOOD. What does that mean? And I don't get the acronyms (WBMY is one I've learned but I'm not understanding many of the others...) I'm 54 and I don't get out much....

commented 12 years ago

me too totally in the dark with some abbreviations used today

commented 12 years ago

michmar118

I'm 48 but work with many young people so I am fortunate enough to be informed well that way.

commented 12 years ago

You got that right!

commented 12 years ago

You got that right!

commented 12 years ago

michmar118 - lucky you helps with so many things especially technology. You do not need to ask "have I lived half my life" as you go on life takes on a different perspective - perhaps not all bad.

commented 12 years ago

jh, I think he meant you'd fit in just fine into his ' hood ( neighborhood )

commented 9 years ago

carmaxable

Karma: 133131

when you look in the mirror and wonder who that old person is looking back at you

12 years ago. Rating: 38

I commented on this one a day ago.My wife had a pic of us when we were about 20 propped against her dressing table mirror.The pic has been removed! LOL

commented 12 years ago

bulletman

When i look in the mirror i see my father looking back at me -- scary!!

commented 12 years ago

How funny you all are. I look in the mirror these days and say to myself "What can I do with that face"

commented 12 years ago

When I look in the mirror I see my mom.

commented 12 years ago

Thankyou for your comments Istmee - all so funny - I see my Mum too.

commented 12 years ago

Karma: 90656

What was this about I forgot LMAO

12 years ago. Rating: 38

commented 12 years ago

jhharlan

I'm old, what doe LMAO mean....?

commented 12 years ago

laughing my a$$ off.LMAO

commented 12 years ago

Me too I am not sure of these acronyms.LMAO and LOL.also so good at this forgetting thing.

commented 12 years ago

LOL, Math

commented 12 years ago

Thanks Tommy - asked before but still did not know.

commented 12 years ago

doolittle

Laugh My Arse Off

commented 12 years ago

Ann

Karma: 477486

When you cant find the phone when it is ringing because you left it somewhere and cant remember where. When chores take take you twice as long to do as it used to.

12 years ago. Rating: 37

Messenger

Common Ann your not that close

commented 12 years ago

Ann ... I'm always calling myself with my other line.

commented 12 years ago

This memory thing - how bad is this - put something down and takes me forever to find. I even think I am suffering from dementia at moments especially during a conversation and I cannot remember names.

commented 12 years ago

dopey, we need to talk. I have a pretty good vocabulary and it’s a damn good thing. If I can’t remember a word, I have a substitute. Sometimes the word I pick makes me sound kinda snooty. But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

I hope we all remember these conversations, they were FOUR months ago.

commented 12 years ago

Ann

Itsme, I think its the air we breathe.

commented 12 years ago

itsmee - I really do not know how to get round this conversation thing - problem is I remember in retrospect - when it is too late.

commented 12 years ago

Ann - do you know that I have just yes just after six days had the engineer to get me back on line and the first thing I looked at was this. I have many mobile phones which I only have for emergency - have a new one cheap only but have lost the charger and I have looked everywhere - I am on my last legs from looking so bad do you not think. Also engineer here and cannot find the glasses from last night and =what is worse I have so many- oh my - life goes on.

commented 12 years ago

Karma: 267154

When things just don't work like they use to...........lol

12 years ago. Rating: 37

What things? LOL

commented 12 years ago

Important thing s........... like legs..........lol

commented 12 years ago

I tried some Yoga today. OMG, you are soooooooooooo right.

commented 12 years ago

I had some yogurt and that wore me out........lol

commented 12 years ago

Randy - so funny - so funny things here putting such a big smile on my face - so need this just now.

commented 12 years ago

Jenn

Karma: 194594

When you grunt trying get up from a seated potition.. I refuse to grunt!!! LOL

12 years ago. Rating: 36

I grunt & I groan.Too bad! They can all put up with it.LMAO

commented 12 years ago

or grunt when you plop yourself down. My dad used to do that. LOL. It was kind of irritating.

commented 12 years ago

Jenn

My hubby does it but he broke is leg and it hurts to sit and get up now.. So I give him a pass.... (tib/fib fracture...ouch)

commented 12 years ago

nobody on this site is allowed to grunt. Grunt?! Ho no.

commented 12 years ago

Benchong

Karma: 121185

When my grand children call me "Yeh Yeh" (grandpa in Chinese). Soon they will hold my hand when crossing roads.

12 years ago. Rating: 36

Karma: 81130

When I try to open a jar, move furniture, or any of the hundred things I use to do so effortlessly. Now I need help! That burns me up! Youth is wasted on the young! They don't know what to do with it till it's to late. Pity you can't start off old and grow young!

12 years ago. Rating: 36

Daisy how right you are about this energy thing.

commented 12 years ago

Thank You!

commented 12 years ago

robertgrist

Karma: 279491

You know you are old:

When your grand child asks you if they can make an impression mould of your face so they can produce Halloween masks with it.

12 years ago. Rating: 35

michmar118

Seriously??! That's too funny and no offense meant at all!

commented 12 years ago

Mich ... I believe robert was messin’ with us. Can’t get my thumb to go up, robert.

commented 12 years ago

yeah itsmee - I am sure his grand child does not see him this way - loves him too much.

commented 12 years ago

robertgrist

It’s a joke... so lighten up!

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai

Karma: 370245

The Senility Prayer

"Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked any way, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference."

12 years ago. Rating: 34

carmaxable

cute!

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai, I will embroider that on my lacy pillow if I can only find my glasses.

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai

Hahaha, make me one too. :)

commented 12 years ago

that was a good one, Chiang

commented 12 years ago

leeroy

Excellent, thumbs up!

commented 12 years ago

Like the one "God grant me the grace to change the things I can, to accept the things I cannot change and the wisdom to know the difference" - if that is right. My Mother was always quoting this.

commented 12 years ago

Spaceghost

Karma: 105601

NOW THAT'S GETTING OLD !!!! OH MY BACK !!!!

12 years ago. Rating: 34

melandrupert

lol

commented 12 years ago

bulletman

Karma: 324255

Go to the fridge to get something, open the door and i have forgotten what i wanted. i am getting a bit worried about this as it has been happening often.

12 years ago. Rating: 33

Benchong

We are in the same boat!

commented 12 years ago

Don't worry this happens quite often to relatively younger people too. Go to a room for something and have to repeat the trip or stand there saying what did I come here to get.

commented 12 years ago

bulletman - guess what - my cousin told me only yesterday - (when I said I lost the charger to the cell phone can't really use them anyway needed it when my internet went down) that she once lost her car keys and looked for two hours and where were they in the FRIDGE!

commented 12 years ago

Karma: 258971

When you're called Ma'am. Once when I was 27 this really snotty nurse said, "Ma'am have your reached Menopause." (Fortunately I didn't know what "menopause" was. I found out later and wanted to go back and .... and what ... Oh, I don't know.

12 years ago. Rating: 33

Lupe

I was called Ma'am at 18!!

commented 12 years ago

Lupe: What state are you in. I live in California and the "rules" might be different.

commented 12 years ago

In my day - there I go - Madams ran brothels but here they call me Madam in the shops this is out of politeness but confirms to me that they see me as old. Just another affirmation. Oh Dear.

commented 12 years ago

leeroy

So true, I remember when the first person called me SIR, I almost died... Not really, but I haven't been back to that grocery since, lol.

commented 12 years ago

Flip

Karma: 178071

You go to bed every night at 8:00 because you're tired, and get up at 3:00 because you can't sleep.

12 years ago. Rating: 33

Flip, I had to laff, b/c my best frind, Carol does this every night, then complains about it. And my frined,Steve's mother does this. LOL

commented 12 years ago

I do this.

commented 12 years ago

Me too if not worse - sometimes go to bed at 5am - usually wake two hours consistently later - the old brain remembers to do this? I go back to sleep though and wake up so late - Oh just ain't natural!!!! and I take sleeping tablets - very few GPs here will give these - perhaps the herbal type ones though - this add to forgetfulness.

commented 9 years ago

PANDA

Karma: 57580

" When you begin sentences with (When I was your age!......) "

12 years ago. Rating: 32

That's one of the worst. I have bitten my tongue over it many times.

commented 12 years ago

oh oh . I did that lately....more than once :-\

commented 12 years ago

I do this too but I say "When I was young" Would you believe it doesn't help today 2.25pm 10/12/12 there is an add of an old woman on this page for life insurance - just a reminder I guess,can do without this reminder.

commented 12 years ago

Messenger

Karma: 18610

When your back in Diapers.

12 years ago. Rating: 32

Not yet thank goodness.LOL

commented 12 years ago

Hopefully - won't happen to any of us.

commented 12 years ago

dad59

Karma: 105025

When your FEEL BAD, FEELS BAD and there isn't anything that'll help!!!

12 years ago. Rating: 29

Yes dad59 - that's BAD. I am sure many of us have this too huh.

commented 12 years ago

PANDA

Karma: 57580

"Young (punks) pass you up while driving, & yell to you; " GET A HORSE ! "

12 years ago. Rating: 27

YEAH - so annoying PANDA and I am sure you are not that old but when they see me this old thing and a woman toboot they have to drive on my tail which so annoys me or overtake to stop at the lights in front of me. Where are they going - I have been driving for years and do not drive unnecessarily slowly or unfortunately look my age. I have before now got out of the car and asked "where are you going". Equally annoying people may I say I have only noticed men in this context think they are on a race track they drive so fast.

commented 12 years ago

dwayne1716

Karma: 36951

WHEN YOU CAN TRUST FARTS LESS AND LESS

12 years ago. Rating: 27

Spaceghost

Ha ha, on the movie " The Bucket List" Jack Nicholson said NEVER trust a fart.

commented 12 years ago

Really - don't remember that one Spaceghost. Clever man.

commented 12 years ago

Spaceghost - he also said in "As Good As It Gets" - "I'm dying here and you're describing the water". Or is it "I'm drowning here and you are describing the water"? Yeah guess that's it but like the dying bit as people can be dying and the conversation re their feelings can be diverted by the listener - conveniently.

commented 9 years ago

daviana184

Karma: 360

when you like ringles are coming out and you are geting white hair

12 years ago. Rating: 24