Very, very drunk with legs wobbling, a bit of drooling and an extremely hilarious grandfather playing the piano whilst sipping very good whisky. 

The piano playing part was always 'extremely' accurate no matter what.

The man was a bit of a genius .... Ha!  and, funny to boot.  (not something I should pass on to my children!)

I saw the photo several times and have now seen a few more.  It seems to me some people are stepping up wanting a solution to the problem. 

This weekend, just passed.  Assisting the measurement for the Ultimate Work Bench, (place dramatic manly-man music here)! a few more of these !!!!! 

Yes, you guessed it.  We are renovating once again :)

It is illegal to operate a car on the road if you don't own insurance where I live.  

I hope you are ok.  As CB has said, "My thoughts are with you."

It depends upon the plate.  There are a lot of dishes that have to be served cold, some are room temperature and some should be served hot. 

I imagine I don't understand this question. 

I hope this is not a "Pop Quiz".  Cook books are novels for me. 

Not like that. 

I have walls filled with portraits my children drew or painted.  Some are in shadow box frames, some I framed myself. 

They fill my heart.  ... I am about to frame bird portraits because my son is into 'live cam' and he loves birds.  ... so he draws them ... a lot.  It is amazing how accurate he is.  ... for six!  :)

Your story tugs my heartstrings. 

Now that you mention it, yes.  Many times for a variety of reasons.  ... Some more colourful than others.

55.  I just had a birthday and it is depressing :D

Even living in the Rain Forest... we do have water restrictions.  Grass is dormant in summer time.