To my wife yesterday, "I've changed the cat litter".
Last Train to San Fernando -Johnny Duncan & Bluegrass Boys
You might like to shave your hair off and if you are already bald, try a wig. If you are a woman there may be other options available. Try slimming or do some muscle training. Innovate, don't be late.
.....sleep, unwittingly.
I can remember one called I remember it well sung by a man and a woman with a foreign accent but it is no favourite of mine, in fact it must have been more than 50 years when I last heard it.
I feel sure he will accept the prize and donate all proceeds to a worthy cause.
They may have a bill to reckon with.
I would find it offensive, discriminatory and nigh on provocative and I would complain to the appropriate authorities. In my 46 years in a foreign country, I have never come across such blatant discrimination. In this scenario a simple "Only English spoken here" would, I feel, have the desired effect.
My BP has gone up a notch to HBP.