Nope. I have a habit of selling things at a low price to avoid "haggling". 

Yep. Live next to a high school. Teens are the worst litterers of all.

Yep. Officer wanted to know if the imperfections (small scars) were permanent. Told him I had no idea, I wasn't in the habit of studying my finger prints.

No, but if I still lived where I grew up, I could get a boat and a fishing rod and live the good life. Federal government built a flood control lake whose shore laps at the property my parents owned. The site is now being developed as a recreational and environment area.  http://www.millcovearea.org/ 

I once had a teacher that asked me not to multiply .... so I remain matter.

I'm often up before you folks over on the "left" side go to bed. Coffee.... coffee.... coffee!

Yes

Wife's girl friend flies in from Texas on average every 6 weeks. I get a hair cut and a pedicure (mostly because of a bad toe nail). The polish is clear so it's hard to say how long it lasts, but they are still shiny, and it's been about six weeks.

Yep, but didn't think I'd get caught. I was wrong.

One week ago.... Every year we have a reunion of my mother's side of the family on the second Sunday of July and one of my father's side on the second Sunday of August. Also, each year on the Saturday after Thanksgiving day we have my siblings and their family's gathering at a sister's home.