Congratulations from KOTF.

Saw you creeping up on us.

Well done Darlin.

My Fleamily bow to you.

Colleen does an extremely thankless job exceptionally well, I think what we see is only the tip of the iceberg, long may she continue, the site would be a shambles without the moderators,not just. Colleen...KOTF.

St.....Stu........Stup...............STUPENDOUS!!!! ( bet you thought I was going to say stupendifelous )....KOTF

Two times, very chilly both times, too shy now.

So sorry, my thoughts are with mel and her family...R.

The people, the questions,the different cultures,the humour.THE ADDICTION!!!!...KOTF.

If I said "COOL BEANS" would that be plagiarism?

Well I,ve said it, so there!!!

Well done P.

KOTF

Knew you would get there BM.

WELL DONE.

Always look forward to your input (is that rude in Aussie speak?)

Keep it coming (is that rude in Aussie speak?)

ALL THE BEST FROM BONNY SCOTLAND, Your LAIRDSHIP.

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says..................

"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

Rhetorical? Or boring maybe?