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    Have you ever rode a motorcycle while naked?

    +25  Views: 4461 Answers: 40 Posted: 12 years ago
    Bob/PKB

    Sweetheart, you are out of control today. Please submerge your naked body into a very warm, very bubbly bath. Read a romance novel and sip some wine, indulge in some creamy chocolates. Candles optional. I'm worried about you.
    doolittle

    OR a very cold shower
    carmaxable

    heres a good question for you. have you ever operated a jack hammer naked? what a sight that woul be. ha ha ha

    40 Answers (1-30 Displayed)

    Two times, very chilly both times, too shy now.

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Were you alone?
    ROMOS

    1st time yes, 2nd time big cold nips stabbing me in the back,lol...KOTF.
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Thats just to darn funny! Lmao
    PEOPLELOVER

    Come on ROMOS really, you expect me to believe that you even when full of the good stuff went naked in the wilds of Scotland.
    ROMOS

    It,s true mate, more than 30yrs ago,twas in the summer, broad daylight, still bloody freezing though..lol..KOTF
    itsmee

    twas a lovely looking' sight!

    Heck no , not to mention nobody want's to see me naked..

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Nudity is beautiful?
    itsmee

    Sometimes, cb. Sometimes.

    I rode a motorcycle for two years, it was to get from point A to point B, neither of which would accept that kind of attire.............

    pioneer2

    WOW JULIE . That must have been a long trip from A to B.

    Did you never have to get off to go pottie ??
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    tee hee. Hi, Julie.

    No I seldom go anywhere naked! Except the shower! I think bugs hitting your body would hurt!

    doolittle

    Me too! and I wouldn't want sticky dead bugs all over me!
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    It probably feels the same as when you stick your hand out the car window when it's raining.
    clu

    Bugs freak me out! I've ridden motorcycles with a helmet and visor on and have seen the smashed bugs on it! yuck!
    leosmaml

    clu and dooIm with you two!!(im nearly a poet!!!Only time im naked is in the bath!!Not a pretty sight either!But theres only the dog sees me so it doesnt matter.....
    matheneyg

    They DO Rain drops, hurt as well never got hit with hail stones.
    hector5559

    Yes i agree,they could strike anywere,the bugs i mean,

    No I would be arrested for recklass endangerment- the sight of me would be scary

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Let me be the judge of that.
    doolittle

    Right! That will happen when pigs fly. (Oh, wait, some of them do) that will happen ........NEVER!

    Jacob Southard of O'Fallon, MO did.


    ""

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Hey, I think that's my ex.
    Chiangmai

    I hear he's well endowed. :)
    itsmee

    I saw this question and I thought it was soooo stupid but I read it anyway. Glad I did! Ha Ha. Jacob is lookin’ good.
    Chiangmai

    If you have it, flaunt it, I guess. By the way, you're not planning to O'Fallon for your summer vacation, are you? :)
    shanej

    Hee Hee
    bustieone

    They were going to send his case to trial, but there was insufficient evidence!

    I rode on the back of a harley, but not nude.

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    How did you like those vibrations?
    Ann

    It was fun!
    itsmee

    Were YOU picking' up good vibrations?

    Not a motorcycle but a bicycle, through a camping area. I was young, foolish and a little tipsy.

    itsmee

    In my mind’s eye I picture ya zooming past the hot dogs cookin' and the
    people lookin’ Too funny.

    Funnily enough no.....But this question has intrigued me!Just what have i missed?????

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    I ride my motorcycle nude on my property while I round up my cows!
    Benthere

    No bull ?

    No. Fried eggs come to mind.

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Would that be sunny side up?
    doolittle

    Eggs are difficult to eat on a motorcycle, No????
    leeroy

    Exactly, two eggs sunny side down, ouch! lol.
    nomdeplume

    If you fall off they would be scrambled eggs.
    PEOPLELOVER

    Well I have a deal, any fried egg ladies who want the experience let me know.
    You are assured of not falling off as I would tuck a "egg" under each armpit and squeeze my arms really tight.

    NO and not bloody likely to either....

    no but I did just have a bikini on in the south of France

    pioneer2

    WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Melanie. That was you ?? Those bikinies are pretty skimpy. Bet you could feel the wind flowing through your toes.
    michmar118

    You go Girl!!
    melandrupert

    pioneer2 and more xoxoox
    melandrupert

    michmar118 those were the days I can feel a song coming on ~~xxxx

    Countrybumpkin- do you have a pool on ur farm?

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    No. Why? Am I going to regret asking this?
    doolittle

    i like to skinny dip!
    Flip

    Skinny dipping .... now, that opens a whole new discussion!

    If I did that I would wipe out and end up between the asphalt and a hot muffler, no thanks.......lol

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Talk about skidmarks! LOL

    No...can't say I'd ever envision myself doing that. It doesn't sound like it would be done for comfort!

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Exhilarating.

    This seems like fun eggplant. I hope you had a saddle. (*~*)

    No i haven't, not even with clothes on.

    shanej

    I'm guessing no cycling for you.

    CB?,remind me,where is it youre from?Obviously not Northern England!!!!!!Flippin freezin tonight!

    nope, and back in the 70's I was too busy showing off my maxi coat and wedge heels on the bike, might add I lost most of the shoes leaning around corners

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    I loved those maxi dresses.

    The closest I've been was baggies and a tank top, but the very thought of it reminds me of breakfast.


    Two scrambled eggs and burnt sausage...

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Funny you should mention breakfast. I'm eating Lucky Charms right now. I remember answering one of your questions along time back about Lucky and his Charms hiding out in my pantry. Welcome back!
    leeroy

    Thanks Bumpkin, nice to see you still here. Some of the old timers aren't still here, but good to see most of them. Hope everything is going good with you..

    That sounds a good idea. Don't think the locals would like it here though, and it's a bit cold at the moment.

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    A pair of socks and a helmet will keep you warm. LOL

    " Unfortunately Yes ."

    michmar118

    Seriously?!!? Details, please! And "Unfortunately" what??
    PANDA

    "Let me just say it involved a (Woman) a (monkey),and a rope. I can get into the oddest situations I'll tell ya!"
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Was the monkey naked too?
    melandrupert

    PANDA more info please!xxx
    matheneyg

    Ah soo tell me #1 more bout this menkee you ride with naked verrry verry interesting. hmmm!!

    Not completely naked  I had to wear a helmet my girlfriend at the time was  clad only in a helmet also this was many years ago  1972 I think it was, lot a  skin was shown back then ,  18 wheelers love  the sight of  us   got a lot of  toots.

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    I bet you did! LOL

    I havn't .  BUT it'll definitely be on my list of NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS.

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Let me know what you think.

    Never have-but think it would b fun!

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Imagine all the wrecks you would cause. LOL

    Hey, countrybumpkin, we could go on a horse NAKED like lady Godiva in the days of yore.

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    I think that horse must have really liked you.

    WHAT !?!?!?!?!?

    I think it would feel good being naked. I never have.

    ROMOS

    WHAT?? You,ve never been naked?? Not even when you were born?? The mind boggles, or maybe just my mind...lol..KOTF.
    fjoel

    I`ve never been naked on a motorcycle. Otherwise been naked at appropriate times.

    No, but I have been naked while riding a motorcycle driver. Does that count?

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    That counts . LOL

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.... too funny!

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