" Racism ! "
" ELVIS ! "
" My only (FEAR) is clowns ! I cain't stand the (#$%^&*) !!!!! " :(
" I use to but I stopped; on account of (Divorces) are to dang expensive now a days ! " it wasn't easy tell ya what ! " ;)
" Because no one else wants to be ! " ;)
" This question reminds me of this past weekend when this "gal" asked me "What in " ( hell ) ! " were you think-in ? " So I says to her; Obvisously I reckon I was goin to get away with it and not have to explain ! " "Strictly A Mans Point Of View Of Course." ;)
" Perhaps you may be think-in of one of this "old cowboy's" favorite bands by the name of (Lady Antebellum) reckon ! "
" Congratulations to you & yours and may (Andrew Jr.) know only love & happiness in his long & prosperous life ! " :)
" I wouldn't bet the ranch on it ! tell ya what ! "
"Old" is a state of mind, less your cheese; in which case open a bottle of wine & be merry ! " ;)