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Open up a peanut factory in Africa or India. They have a great sense of smell and will probably show up pretty soon after you open your shop. The problem is that elephants do have money to buy them so it may not be the best business to get into...

You can try some white lightning that stuff is potent. I prefer vodka, rum, beer, or wine.

14 years ago. Rating: 5
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Go to Africa and rope a drunk one :)

Just don't get caught. Africans don't like people stealing their elephants.

14 years ago. Rating: 4
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drink about 3 shots straight down :)

14 years ago. Rating: 4
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Put em in you car.. A standard prius can hold 9 elephants. 10 if you let one of them drive..

14 years ago. Rating: 3
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At an open bar

14 years ago. Rating: 3
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Get a very large butterfly net.OR drink a 750ml bottle of Bundaberg Rum straight down.

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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I could tell you the quickest way to get crabs, but not sure I can answer about the elephants;)

14 years ago. Rating: 2
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I herd of P***ed- legless- P***ed as a newt-mortal-drunk as a Lord there is loads more but think of them yet

14 years ago. Rating: 1
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You could try 'Arrack' strongest thing on the planet. It's made in Sri Lanka. You could most likely buy it at the bottle shop in the UK.

14 years ago. Rating: 1
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A big trap baited with peanutbutter.

14 years ago. Rating: 1
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