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Do you owe some bad people money???

cause your mother in law is coming over the day after..

Because you didn't die today?

Because tomorrow never comes.

You would not have to worry about the elections!!

Because you didn't live on to suffer......chicken.

Grab some guts and live live live!

Maybe you could stop feeling like a loser then? 

(See the other question before anyone gets on me about this.)

Apparently dart3 is in need of a pity party.  

NO but the ones that know you will be lucky ."that pain in the anus is gone lets party

If your name is written in the book of life, you'd get the heck out of this hell, and enjoy the benefits of eternity we all enjoyed before this physical mess started

You might get your wish on Friday night. Harold Camping says the world is going to end then, heh. heh. 

Because the only worry you would have left would be taxes, the death part you would have covered?

dart318 this life is very short.  we are lucky no matter what we have, or what we have to do in this life.  If we are rich, if we are poor.  If we have a dog or a cat.  If we have a job or no job.  If we live in the city, country, mansion or  mission. we all should appreciate our little short time here.  We get to see the sky, breath the air, see the flowers grow, the kids play.  We should appreciate the struggles that we all were given and the blessings that we receive everyday.  To be one of the lucky humans to make it here to the planet, also means, weather we want to or not, we will be one of the lucky ones to leave when our time comes.  My theory is don't rush it,  'don't worry, be happy'  while you are here, near and dear to us all.

Your rent is overdue?