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    where is karl 2011

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    He loves my back yard and so he is staying there.  He bakes cakes in his spare time and he loves tuna casserole.  I take him to the spa once a week.  What more could an Alien ask for?  ... Nothing!  He has a perfect life.

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Don't believe her! That's her cover up story! She's holding him hostage!!

    SOMEBODY SAVE KARL!!!!!!!!!!! 0.0
    FISH-O

    First of all... he prefers "Carl". AND, secondly he loves the trees and the sky and the great big ocean. Carl is one seriously content ALIEN!!!!!!
    .... That is just about enough... In fact, all I can take Colleen. I am halting the construction of the bird wing right now!!! You are taxing my patience!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    SOMEBODY SAVE CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0.0 DO YOU ALL SEE HOW EVIL SHE IS?
    Now she's not going to build the bird wing :(

    (evil)

    FISH-O

    Now look at you spewing out false information... I will sue you!!!! Sue you!!!! You can now speak with Vladimir Dookalooka my lawyer!
    I am done with you!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    HA! I know the story!!

    You enticed him through use of his then favorite food and you trapped him!
    grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, stupid hotlinking.....was a picture of a box trap with a taco to entice Carl.

    Now you force him to eat only *gasp* organic healthy food!!

    SAVE CARL!!
    FISH-O

    You truly do not understand Aliens. Carl is now performing his Magenta Dance in the tarragon bed... He is one gloriously happy Alien. And, the bonus... he will smell fantastic when he is done.
    Standing Ovation Carl!!!!!
    Standing Ovation!!!
    That is one seriously talented Alien.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Great you force him to perform for you too. You are an evil, evil woman!

    SOMEBODY SAVE CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Carl-JasperKola417

    Hi, this is Carl the free range Alien from Jasper-Kola 417. Colleen I am the contractor for the bird wing... play nice, Alien Warrior Queen... Zingo-Mango Wingaloo is watching. You do remember what happened last time. (place cute little smiley face here).
    Colleen

    Moderator
    It's OK Carl. We know you are typing under duress. Help is on the way! Hang in there!
    Carl-JasperKola417

    I am nine feet tall... I can swim, fly and repel Hyper-Nova Skoocum rays... I have nothing to fear 'cept fear it's self! I AM AN ALIEN!!!!!!!!!!!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    HA! We know Fishlet! Be very afraid! Just ask Umbriel! 0.0
    Carl-JasperKola417

    It's cake baking time Warrior Alien Queen ... see you in twenty for cake and coffee!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Poor Carl. He's even forced to call the fish, Queen :(
    Carl-JasperKola417

    You are the Warrior Queen... The Fishlet is the Beauty Queen!!!! :D :D :D
    Floaty Floaty nice thoughts... coffee and cake time... :D
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I ain't no queen, lol That's skirt mans title when he's not wearing jeans.
    FISH-O

    Poor Carl. He thinks all Earth Women are Queens. You have hurt his feelings and you call me evil.
    Sad
    Sad
    Sad
    Colleen

    Moderator
    It's not my fault you have him convinced all earth women are queens. Introduce him to skirt man so he knows what a queen is :)

    Fishlet has him. She's holding him hostage until 2020. 

    I thought that I saw him running through the mall just yesterday!     00

    FISH-O

    Malls are big and so is Carl. I wonder who opened the back gate.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Well, he WAS hauling part of a fence post and a chain!
    FISH-O

    Couldn't be Carl then... Carl is a free range Alien.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Wrong alien then.
    FISH-O

    Yep... someone lost their Alien. Sad and true. Le' Boo Hoo.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Ducky! Don't let her fool you! 0.0 She is a manipulator! Read up ^^
    Ducky

    Moderator
    She's quite sneaky I've noticed.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Carl is communicating telepathically. He is telling me to not believe anything he posts here. He says he will be doing it under duress! 0.0

    SAVE CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Carl-JasperKola417

    Did the Alien look like my avatar or was his head a bit more 'roundish'?
    Ducky, Ignore Colleen the Alien Queen Warrior. She has experienced a bit too much Ohhshka Wanta Ooogle-orr today.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Don't be fooled Ducky! Remember what Fishlet did to RR! He just went *Poof* *Vanish* one day.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    <wink> <wink>
    Carl-JasperKola417

    Everyone knows that was the power of the Alien Nation!!! Don't give credit to the mild mannered, lovely artistic one... she is far too sweet for that kind of thing.
    Ladies... coffee and cake in twenty. It is strawberry shortcake today....
    Hunna Hunna Wippy shuck shuck.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Just make sure they're really strawberries Carl. It's the mild mannered,lovely artistic earthlings you have to watch out for.


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