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    3. What's the funniest last name you've ever heard? One point per name.
    What's the funniest last name you've ever heard? One point per name.

    +24  Views: 6175 Answers: 83 Posted: 12 years ago
    Tags: funny
    msrnjenn

    How or can I submit another answer to this question?
    Commented 12 years ago
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Go to the bottom of the page and put it in the "Add new answer" box.
    Commented 12 years ago
    msrnjenn

    thank u Colleen!
    Commented 12 years ago

    83 Answers (31-60 Displayed)

    Potty


    There is 1 person named John Potty in Pilot Station, AK.

    12 years ago. Rating: 6
    itsmee

    Potty? OMG ... How embarassing is that??
    commented 12 years ago

    Bursar


    There was a man in Asheboro named last name Pig.

    12 years ago. Rating: 14
    itsmee

    PIG! Haha ahaha hahaha I was looking for this page and this is what I come across ... Pig! What was his first name? (Oh it doesn't matter)
    commented 12 years ago
    Daisy!

    There was a write up on it, and on the news. You see, his girlfriend refused to marry him till he changed his last name. This was around 1972. I remember the comment the news reporter said, he didn't change it to Hog either.
    commented 12 years ago
    Nene43

    My sister's late mother-in-law's maiden name was Christine Pigg. I once worked with a lady named Jennifer Pigg. The once governor of Texas was named Hogg. The fact is;he named one of his daughters "Ima" thus Ima Hogg. RUMOR has it; he named his second daughter "Ura".
    commented 12 years ago
    itsmee

    Jennifer Hogg and her rumored half sister, Ura Hogg is high on the list of strange, but true names. It's neck and neck with, Mr. Pig.
    commented 12 years ago
    hector5559

    WAS HE A BIG GUY,????????
    commented 12 years ago

    Richard Head  ----think about it!

    12 years ago. Rating: 12
    itsmee

    I got it by golly by gumbo
    commented 12 years ago

    Rumplestilskin 

    12 years ago. Rating: 12

    Dr. Hurt  (Dentist)

    12 years ago. Rating: 12
    itsmee

    Yikes
    commented 12 years ago

    Wan Hunglow

    12 years ago. Rating: 12

    Phil McCavity.

    12 years ago. Rating: 12
    itsmee

    I'll bet he was a dentist!
    commented 12 years ago
    Daisy!

    Cute!
    commented 12 years ago

    Faulk

    12 years ago. Rating: 12

    I went to school with a Dick Dong.  I am not making this up.

    12 years ago. Rating: 11

    Andy Dick -- On the back of his football jersey it read "A DICK'

    12 years ago. Rating: 11

    Funeral Directors: Mr. Slaughter (No doubt a brother of Dr. Slaughter, msmjenn


    More Funeral Directors: Grimm & Blood

    12 years ago. Rating: 11

    My female tutor's last name is Young Husband.  I think now she is over 80 years old.

    12 years ago. Rating: 11
    IamPamela313

    Maybe her last name help's keep her, Young. lol!
    commented 12 years ago

    Ema Ryod

    12 years ago. Rating: 11
    itsmee

    ? Don't get it
    commented 12 years ago
    Nene43

    Don't get it either??
    commented 12 years ago
    michmar118

    As in 'hemorrhoid'.
    commented 12 years ago

    friends who have surnames shakeshaft and goodwillie

    12 years ago. Rating: 11

    Gutschmidt 
    Antich (pronounced ant-itch)
    I'll edit when I remember others.  :D 

    12 years ago. Rating: 10

    Head.


    You may think this is not funny but I met Mr. Richard Head. Everybody was calling him Dick.

    12 years ago. Rating: 10
    itsmee

    I think that is funny! However, Dick Head doesn’t find the humor. : ))
    commented 12 years ago
    west-bus

    Very funny!!
    commented 12 years ago

    Give a though for,  Dr Dick Chopp,,,,,,,, and Harry Takeshits.

    12 years ago. Rating: 10

         DR Strangelove""

    12 years ago. Rating: 10

    In one of the James Bond movie a man was named Mr kill ! on open range a man was named bluebonnet!                                                   ""

    12 years ago. Rating: 10
    itsmee

    I get Mr. Kill but Bluebonnet? Huh?
    commented 12 years ago
    whovin

    From the western open range one of the main charter's that was his whole name Blue bonnet so he made himself a nickname boss
    commented 12 years ago
    itsmee

    Got it, whovin
    commented 12 years ago

    A very good person at work last name pelsticker. I every time i phone hem from my office im glad he cant see me smile.

    12 years ago. Rating: 10

    i met a mr. titty before and a ms. numlip :P

    12 years ago. Rating: 10
    itsmee

    How could mr. titty survive?
    All of these are funny, you were a late comer, jackie chann.
    commented 12 years ago

    a vietnamese guy at a factory surname was f.......k

    12 years ago. Rating: 10
    itsmee

    oh no ... he had to change it. had to! did he?
    commented 12 years ago

    I once knew a German girl called Ingrid Botumwaker, speaks for itself really, never hung around long enough to find out...KOTF.

    12 years ago. Rating: 9
    itsmee

    Funny & Terrible
    commented 12 years ago
    Chiangmai

    Sometimes I wonder why such a great answer would only receive very few TUs. There must be a way to highlight great answers in a manner that does discourage TUs.

    Never mind. I thought your answer was voted the best answer. It's a good answer, by the way.
    commented 11 years ago

    Mr Pusey prounsed Mr Pussey !!!

    12 years ago. Rating: 9

    A co-worker, last name "GOFFER". Mine is actually obscene, It's a curse word in French.

    12 years ago. Rating: 9
    itsmee

    Hmmmmmm?
    commented 12 years ago
    Bob/PKB

    Qu'est-ce que s'est?
    commented 12 years ago

    a lady worked in our attorney's office. Her desk was front center and on it proudly sat her nameplate -


                                                                     SUE MOORE 

    12 years ago. Rating: 9

    Funeral Directors:  Mr. Slaughter, Mr. Grimm, & Mr. Blood 

    12 years ago. Rating: 9

    How about Mr Hemoslider from a german oil company  ( just kidding )

    12 years ago. Rating: 9

    My daughters dentist was named Richard (Dick) Burns........

    12 years ago. Rating: 8

    Oh by the way , a good colleague of mine who has since died, had a most unusual name. His name was  John Bytheway and was so pronounced like in "By the way". No kidding.  

    12 years ago. Rating: 8
    Tommyh

    I knew a guy called Colin Bytheway.
    commented 12 years ago

    Schmerbaum=fat belly in German,also know a guy named Dick and another named Lay.

    12 years ago. Rating: 8
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