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    What's the funniest last name you've ever heard? One point per name.

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    msrnjenn

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    Colleen

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    msrnjenn

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    Potty


    There is 1 person named John Potty in Pilot Station, AK.

    itsmee

    Potty? OMG ... How embarassing is that??

    Cockburn

    robertgrist

    Rooster Cockburn ~ Cogburn AKA John Wayne
    pythonlover

    Moderator
    Had a school teacher with that name,and boy didn't he cop some flack.
    Bob/PKB

    That name is unfortunate, to say the least.

    Wasservogel {means Waterbird}

    Richard Head (for real)

    hector5559










    dick is short for richard,ie,{dick head}
    FISH-O

    I new a Dean Head ... nasty as the day is long. I was so afraid of him I went in the back door at school and out as fast and as stealthy as possible... oooh bad memories.
    lambshank

    Ive known 2 Richard Heads!
    carmaxable

    any one call him Dick?

    Pecker

    itsmee

    Hold your nose and say this outloud in a squeaky voice:

    "Good Morning, this is Pecker, Horney, and Cockburn, Attorney's at law."
    said the receptionist over the phone

    I had a guy that worked for me named Brett HORNY.

    carmaxable

    mr. horny, your wanted at the front office.
    dad59

    He even tried using his stepdad's name in school but, everybody knew.
    hector5559

    when asked a question ,are you horny ,no but im very proud,
    itsmee

    Sometimes I just go over these for a laugh.. carmaxable, dad59, and hector, thanks for the ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    Poopadofalus. It's Greek. Richard Johnson, Dick Butkus..

    leeroy

    It really makes you wonder what the parents were thinking when they named their kids?
    Tommyh

    We have a racing driver called Dick Johnson.It's never bothered him.
    leeroy

    I bet you he really got teased throughout school with a name like that though...

    Funny, when I think of good names for kids, I automatically think of what the name rimes with, because I was teased about my name when I was in elementary school. Later I just started beating the crap out of kids who dared to tease me, lol.
    Nene43

    For leeroy: What IS your last name? NEVERMIND, I looked at your profile. I personally LIKE your name.HONEST
    Bob/PKB

    I wanted to name one of my sons "Bartholemew" (or however it is spelled), but I already knew kids would call him "Bart the Fart". Nicknames and rhymes were a consideration when selecting names, plus if the name would follow him well into adulthood.
    leeroy

    Thanks Nene, but this is really my stage name..

    Horr and Butt.

    Ducky

    Moderator
    I knew one of those...Mrs. Hoar

    I knew a guy called authur,jelly.

    hector5559

    he was an electrician,

    Englebert Humperdinck

    melandrupert

    he was a singer!
    Vinny

    Also, Engelbert Humperdink was a great German composer, Born in the 1850's he is best known for his opera, Hänsel und Gretel.
    The modern day Englebert stole his name for stage.. His real 'birth' name is Arnold George Dorsey...
    I've won beer money on this one!! Thanks!
    country bumpkin

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    Wow Vinny: I had no idea.
    itsmee

    Wow, Vinny: Congratulations on the best trivia question.

    Ah Fook

    itsmee

    omg! HA HA HO HO! Ah Fook!

    Dick Hunter {yes really}

    itsmee

    HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA

    And on that cheery note, I’ll climb the ladder to my loft.
    hector5559

    Ill have some of that,

    Doodrill, and yep he was a dentist.

    Wetnight

    itsmee

    I haven’t read these for a long long time.

    dick hurtz from holden!

    michmar118

    Hhahaha!

    FUKU


     


    Japanese of course..


     


     

    Tommyh

    Yeah well FUKU TOO! LMAO

    Boner

    dingleberry. theres a business here owned by the dingleberrys

    leeroy

    Wow, that's terrible. We have poop hanging from our buts and we sell cars, come on in and get a free roll of toilet paper with the purchase of a new or used vehicle. Ouch!
    carmaxable

    lol!!!!

    Rob N. Cheatum   used car sales, political humor


    Thomas Crapper inventor of the crapper

    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    When my son was in first grade, the homework assignment was to tell about an invention and the name of the inventor. I told my son about Thomas Crapper and the toilet. He was to young and innocent to realize what cuss words were and he got confused and told the class that the man who invented the toilet is named, Thomas F--k-r! LOL

    picklesimer. i wonder how you simer a pickle,   or pickle a simer.

    I knew a guy called Richard ( Dick ) Hurts

    Headless Man

    My kids dentist was just as bad Richard Burns.........lol
    varon

    Randy, don't you wonder what goes on in the minds of parents that name their kids "Richard" when their last name is something like Hurts or Burns.? I do
    Chiangmai

    Varon, I just posted Question titled "Employee Notice" just now. Go read it in its entirety. It's going make you laugh!

    Fonda Peters

    Comdom
    itsmee

    Can you imagine roll call?
    I didn't have a chance to put mine down. I'll do it tomorrow.

    i knew a guy named richard head what were his folks thinking

    Dr. Slaughter

    leeroy

    I played foot ball with a guy with the same last name, and let me tell you, he was very, very tough. I don't think he became a doctor though.

    Pussy Galore a 007 movie part.

    Dick Sweat.. He was a congressman in NH... I think the name got him elected.

    Russion.....Iventore Aballockoff

    itsmee

    itsmee

    bulletman -- what happened here? Neither of our answers showed up, I guess.
    bulletman

    itsmee, my answer is there, itsmee lol.
    itsmee

    This will always be a mystery, bulletman.
    itsmee

    Oh! Aha! you think "itsmee" is funny. tsk. : D

    john smith! I went to school w him.

    melandrupert

    is that a beer
    itsmee

    "John Smith's body lies a moudering in the grave." (It's a song. I think)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Nope..John BROWN'S body lies a moulderin' in the grave...get John Smith outta there. :)
    Nene43

    John Brown went to town.
    Rid'in' a Billy goat,
    Leadin' a hound.
    Hound barked, Billy goat jumped.
    Threw John Brown right stradle a stump!

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