itsmee

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What's the funniest last name you've ever heard? One point per name.

+24 Views: 6172 Answers: 83 Posted: 12 years ago

Tags: funny

msrnjenn

How or can I submit another answer to this question?

Commented 12 years ago

Colleen

Go to the bottom of the page and put it in the "Add new answer" box.

Commented 12 years ago

msrnjenn

thank u Colleen!

Commented 12 years ago

83 Answers (1-30 Displayed)

valR

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Best answer!

Potty

There is 1 person named John Potty in Pilot Station, AK.

12 years ago. Rating: 6

itsmee

Potty? OMG ... How embarassing is that??

commented 12 years ago

pythonlover

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Cockburn

12 years ago. Rating: 33

robertgrist

Rooster Cockburn ~ Cogburn AKA John Wayne

commented 12 years ago

pythonlover

Had a school teacher with that name,and boy didn't he cop some flack.

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

That name is unfortunate, to say the least.

commented 12 years ago

Ann

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Wasservogel {means Waterbird}

12 years ago. Rating: 33

6dogs4us

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Richard Head (for real)

12 years ago. Rating: 33

hector5559

dick is short for richard,ie,{dick head}

commented 12 years ago

FISH-O

I new a Dean Head ... nasty as the day is long. I was so afraid of him I went in the back door at school and out as fast and as stealthy as possible... oooh bad memories.

commented 12 years ago

lambshank

Ive known 2 Richard Heads!

commented 12 years ago

carmaxable

any one call him Dick?

commented 12 years ago

Colleen

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Pecker

12 years ago. Rating: 32

itsmee

Hold your nose and say this outloud in a squeaky voice:

"Good Morning, this is Pecker, Horney, and Cockburn, Attorney's at law."
said the receptionist over the phone

commented 12 years ago

dad59

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I had a guy that worked for me named Brett HORNY.

12 years ago. Rating: 32

carmaxable

mr. horny, your wanted at the front office.

commented 12 years ago

dad59

He even tried using his stepdad's name in school but, everybody knew.

commented 12 years ago

hector5559

when asked a question ,are you horny ,no but im very proud,

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Sometimes I just go over these for a laugh.. carmaxable, dad59, and hector, thanks for the ha ha ha ha ha ha!

commented 11 years ago

leeroy

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Poopadofalus. It's Greek. Richard Johnson, Dick Butkus..

12 years ago. Rating: 31

leeroy

It really makes you wonder what the parents were thinking when they named their kids?

commented 12 years ago

Tommyh

We have a racing driver called Dick Johnson.It's never bothered him.

commented 12 years ago

leeroy

I bet you he really got teased throughout school with a name like that though...

Funny, when I think of good names for kids, I automatically think of what the name rimes with, because I was teased about my name when I was in elementary school. Later I just started beating the crap out of kids who dared to tease me, lol.

commented 12 years ago

Nene43

For leeroy: What IS your last name? NEVERMIND, I looked at your profile. I personally LIKE your name.HONEST

commented 12 years ago

Bob/PKB

I wanted to name one of my sons "Bartholemew" (or however it is spelled), but I already knew kids would call him "Bart the Fart". Nicknames and rhymes were a consideration when selecting names, plus if the name would follow him well into adulthood.

commented 12 years ago

leeroy

Thanks Nene, but this is really my stage name..

commented 12 years ago

Shootah

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Horr and Butt.

12 years ago. Rating: 30

Ducky

I knew one of those...Mrs. Hoar

commented 12 years ago

hector5559

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I knew a guy called authur,jelly.

12 years ago. Rating: 29

hector5559

he was an electrician,

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

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Englebert Humperdinck

12 years ago. Rating: 28

melandrupert

he was a singer!

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

Yes.

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

Also, Engelbert Humperdink was a great German composer, Born in the 1850's he is best known for his opera, Hänsel und Gretel.
The modern day Englebert stole his name for stage.. His real 'birth' name is Arnold George Dorsey...
I've won beer money on this one!! Thanks!

commented 12 years ago

country bumpkin

Wow Vinny: I had no idea.

commented 12 years ago

itsmee

Wow, Vinny: Congratulations on the best trivia question.

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai

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Ah Fook

12 years ago. Rating: 28

itsmee

omg! HA HA HO HO! Ah Fook!

commented 11 years ago

JDB

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Dick Hunter {yes really}

12 years ago. Rating: 28

itsmee

HA HA HA HO HO HO HA HA HA

And on that cheery note, I’ll climb the ladder to my loft.

commented 12 years ago

hector5559

Ill have some of that,

commented 11 years ago

kidder

Karma: 12830

Doodrill, and yep he was a dentist.

12 years ago. Rating: 28

msrnjenn

Karma: 1290

Wetnight

12 years ago. Rating: 28

itsmee

I haven’t read these for a long long time.

commented 12 years ago

daren1

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dick hurtz from holden!

12 years ago. Rating: 27

michmar118

Hhahaha!

commented 12 years ago

Vinny

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FUKU

Japanese of course..

12 years ago. Rating: 27

Tommyh

Yeah well FUKU TOO! LMAO

commented 12 years ago

zorro

Karma: 182125

Boner

12 years ago. Rating: 27

carmaxable

Karma: 133131

dingleberry. theres a business here owned by the dingleberrys

12 years ago. Rating: 27

leeroy

Wow, that's terrible. We have poop hanging from our buts and we sell cars, come on in and get a free roll of toilet paper with the purchase of a new or used vehicle. Ouch!

commented 12 years ago

carmaxable

lol!!!!

commented 12 years ago

robertgrist

Karma: 279491

Rob N. Cheatum used car sales, political humor

Thomas Crapper inventor of the crapper

12 years ago. Rating: 26

country bumpkin

When my son was in first grade, the homework assignment was to tell about an invention and the name of the inventor. I told my son about Thomas Crapper and the toilet. He was to young and innocent to realize what cuss words were and he got confused and told the class that the man who invented the toilet is named, Thomas F--k-r! LOL

commented 12 years ago

carmaxable

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picklesimer. i wonder how you simer a pickle, or pickle a simer.

12 years ago. Rating: 25

varon

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I knew a guy called Richard ( Dick ) Hurts

12 years ago. Rating: 25

Headless Man

My kids dentist was just as bad Richard Burns.........lol

commented 12 years ago

varon

Randy, don't you wonder what goes on in the minds of parents that name their kids "Richard" when their last name is something like Hurts or Burns.? I do

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai

Varon, I just posted Question titled "Employee Notice" just now. Go read it in its entirety. It's going make you laugh!

commented 12 years ago

Chiangmai

Karma: 370245

Fonda Peters