bluesman1951
China holds 1.16 trillion in U.S. debt and has generously agreed to decrease the debt if Americans would dress in sequined vests and gold metallic lame pants and do ridiculous dances for their amusement. Special bonus are give to trailer trash people with huge bellies if they do twirls and kicks with beers in their hands while wearing skirts and rouge.Big bonus given for those in bright green leotards. All dancers will be required to demonstrate an exceptional level of commitment. No hand jiveing is allowed. Deductions as big as12 million dollars will be awarded to fat dancers who pass out while flailing about. Is any of this true ????? Saw this in the ONION .
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mycatsmom
Best answer!
Colleen
If fact, I think we need to go knock them off their pedestal. Or we just ship mcm on over to them as the representative of the USA with an agreement they put her dances on you-tube.
But no, I do not believe it is fact.
OK I just now read your question to the bottom.....Onion is like the political National Enquirer. They are famous for making up everything they put out. Nothing they say is true, ever. Too bad, I was ready to donate to the mcm dance fund.
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whovin
Chiangmai
