You can say that again!

Of course.  Do you have sisters?

I'll get the champagne.

Most men would kill for that.  :)

What does the Rental Agreement say?  Absent any agreement, most states require a minimum of 28 days (and up) prior written notice.   After that, you file for eviction: another few days to get a court date and for the tenant to be legally served.  If the judge decides your request for eviction is reasonable, he may give him 7-10 days to be out of your property.

Welcome to the human race.  Just watch the politicians:  they NEVER admit their mistakes.  The difference is you are able to sit in silence.  They continue to lie.

Don't be discouraged.  I hear most men don't know how to use that, either.

If he's watching over you, you are blessed!

No $

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would

like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an

hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble

task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little

boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa,

I bet I can put that worm back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too

wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair

spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then

he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray, and

runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and

hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."