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Short jokes between God & Human..

Human: What is a century like to you?

God: It is like a short second.

Human:  What is a billion dollars like to you?

God: Like a penny..

Human: Can I have a penny?

God: How funny..just wait a second..

Yo mama so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.

No $

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would

like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,

Your $on.

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Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an

hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble

task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

Dad