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A little boy was waiting on his mother to come out of a
store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
"Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the
street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new
preacher in town, and I'd like for you to come to church on
Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you
don't even know the way to the post office!"

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Love ur joke Varon, thank you for sharing it.

In a trial, a Southeran small town prosecuting Atthorney, called his 1st witness, a granmotherly elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked ,Mrs Jones,do you know me? She responded, Why yes I do know you Mr. Williams. I have known you, since you were a boy, and frankly, you have been a big dissappoint to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people, and talk about them behind their backs. You think you are a big shot,when you dont have the brains to realize that youll never amount to any thing, more than two bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you. The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, Mrs Jones,do you know the defence Attorney ? Again she replyed, yes I do. I have known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. Hes lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He cant build a relationship with anyone, and his law pratice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheats on his wife, with three different women, one of them was your wife, yes, I know him. The defence Attorney nearly died. The Judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in very low voice said, If either of you idiots, asks her if she know me, Ill send both of you to electric chair.

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A Gynaecalogist examined a lesbain and remarked, Madam, that is cleanet vagina I have ever seen! She replys, Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week !

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A guy bought a talking parrot, but was warned the parrot could be a problem, loves to cuss. Well the guy buys the parrot, brings it home, and sure enough it starts to cuss. The guy tells the parrot if he doesn't stop, he'll put him in the freezer, to which the parrot replies "---- you". So they guy puts him in the freezer, and as he walks by he hears the parrot, "PLEASE, I'll do anything to get out of here, promise to be good", so the guy lets him out, and the parrot says "thanks, but you have to tell me, WHAT DID THAT CHICKEN DO?"

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Good looks catches the eyes,

But good personality catches the heart,

You are blessed with both,

Flattered???

Dont be, it was sent to me first,

I just wanted you to read it !!!

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Man walks into his bedroom and finds his best mate in bed with his wife and says "George I have to, but you?

Irishman walks into his bedroom and finds his best mate in bed with his wife. "Paddy what are you doing?" his wife says "See I told you he was stupid"

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