How about a joke?

    Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

    One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses...

    She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

    The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."

    She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

    The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.

    She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," she knocked on wood.

    She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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    A little boy was waiting on his mother to come out of a
    store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
    "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"

    The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the
    street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

    The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new
    preacher in town, and I'd like for you to come to church on
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    The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you
    don't even know the way to the post office!"
    Love ur joke Varon, thank you for sharing it.

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    HA-ha-ha ....... good one. Thanks for the laugh

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    This is good, Dollybird
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    lol. Good !

    Good looks catches the eyes,

    But good personality catches the heart,

    You are blessed with both,


    Dont be, it was sent to me first,

    I just wanted you to read it !!!
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