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    If Jesus, Mohammed, and Buddha met at a McDonalds for lunch, what would they talk about?

    Give your synopsis of the conversation

    +2  Views: 2687 Answers: 29 Posted: 7 years ago
    MOON STAR

    what a third class and non sence question .pls be respect the mohammad be care full talk about our prophet nonsence ?????

    redhot2602

    they would play "would you rather". lmao

    29 Answers

    I think that if Jesus, Muhammad and Gautama Buddha all sat down at McDonalds they would be wondering what actually is the "Super Size"  and what is the point....where is the sweet tea and do they serve vegetarian?... Also pondering the plastic seats and "What on earth is a 'Ball Room?'  Then they would laugh.

    They'd talk about the McMeaning of McLife!

    Gabalis

    Great Coach! - and most profund, chuckles and lol ;-)

    JESUS PAID MY BILL,UNFORTUNITLY MOHAMMRD AND BUDDA ARE STUCK PAYING THEIR OWN BILL,THEY SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTETION TO THE SPECIALS

    Jesus: See the statue of that red-headed clown out there?


    Buddha: Yeah, his image is all over!


    Mohammed: Must be some important dude!


     

    I really hope they would not go to McDonald's.

    Whose buying, don't stick Jesus with the bill.

    Do you want fries with that?

    Mindblade16

    Yours is my favorite response!

    THE BURGERS ARE BETTER AT HUNGRY JACKS.

    I think they would all plot how they could get rid of Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens and PZ Myers. ( and me)

    Buddha means Enlightened One or Awakened One. There for Siddhattha Gautama would not go in to a McDonalds. Mohammad is consider the restorer of an uncorrupted original monotheistic faith (isl?m) of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and other prophet there for his followers would probably not like it if he sat down with Jesus or the ideas of Buddhism. He died June 8, 632 at 63 at which time McDonalds where herding sheep in Scotland. Jesus has been gone awhile as well and is with his papa who has the best steak around so he's a no show exept for the idea of loving one another that has been tainted by money in to greed by all.
    If they could somehow meet for lunch they would probably not have to or need to say anything..?
    imho

    Headless Man

    Jesus arose, the others didn't.

    Lovingly, about the same thing, for they are One and the same, when moved of the Spirit of Love; the Christ.

    COULD BE WHEN I WAS IN AUSTRALIA 4 WEEKS AGO THEY TASTED OKAY!!!! BUT STILL JESUS WOULD SAY I AM THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE AND NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER BUT THROUGH ME !!!!! NOT MOHAMMED AND NOT BUDDAH NO WAY ,I AM THE WAY!!!!!! GREETZ

    JESUS WOULD BE SAYING I AM THE WAY THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER BUT TROUGH ME!!!!! NOT BUDDAH NOT MOHAMMED NOT THE POPE NO MAN !!!!!!! BUT THROUGH ME !!!!! AMEN

    THey would all laugh at the ridiculousness of people and how we definately distorted what their message was supposed to be. They would all agree that just as they all drove down a different path to get to get to McDonald's they all arrived there. Just as well all make take a differnt path in life, but no one is better than another. To say that Jesus is the way does not prove that the Bible is Gods exclusive word any more than my niece's book on the Easter Bunny proves the Easter Bunny.

    Mindblade16

    Wooo! Testify!

    They would just remark on how we eat such garbage and laugh as they go back to whence they came.

    For one thing, the Buddha was a vegetarian, so he would not enter mcDonalds. He is against killing, but a muslim believes in killing in the name of God. So, If I were the waitress, I'd serve him a burger with bacon. As for Jesus, he would order a fish burger with fries.

    "This lousy restaurant must be a Jewish invention"

    The Same Godly Things with loving attentions, apprehension and comprehension.  ;-)   

    03/10/2011


    They would all wonder how it is that man can always justify killing each other. We can be angels or we can be monkeys that talk. We just don't ever want to listen.


    Professor

    Being that Mohammed and Buddha have been dead they are now aware that there is only one Savior of the world and they would more then likely share this good news with the rest of the world. Repent and be baptized for a remission of sins for the chance to receive the Holy Ghost.

    the burgers are better at hungry jacks

    Nothing, because Mohammed and Budda are dead and Jesus would not be talking to himself.

    Oh my stars, I love this question! It's just super! ;D

    How can we get rid of the fools who are destroying the world, and making mixed races live together.
    It has never worked and never will work.
    Now enjoy your burger.??????

    They'd ask the other, "So, how did you get a name like that, anyway?"

    Lets don't fight for the position we held and lets make this miserbale world a safe place

    Since Mohammed and Buddha have gone back past the veil they know that there is only one Savior of the world. They would more then likely share this good news with all their followers.Come unto Jesus and repent, take his name upon you for a remission of sins.

    jesus would be casting out the demons out of them and they would be on their knees worshing him, because even the legions knew who jesus christ was. the son to our heavenly FATHER

    PEOPLELOVER

    I THOUGHT GOD AND JESUS WERE THE SAME BLOKE ACCORDING TO THE PEOPLE WHO USE THIS SITE AND THOSE THAT SAY "GOD THE FATHER GOD THE SON AND GOD THE HOLY GOAT, SORRY GHOST". BOY I AM REALLY CONFUSED NOW.

    Headless Man

    GOD can do anything, he sent his son to teach and die (and rise) for us, the Holy Ghost is what tells us what is right or wrong, everyone hears him Christians do their best to obey him.

    Headless Man

    Sorry , I delated you by accident the tex below PEOPLELOVER when trying to giving you a thumb up.
    Is that for everyone or just me can't undo.

    One would say to the other two...i wish you were ducks....then you could both stick the bill up your arse.



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