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    Staff at B/Q,are ready for an onslought of customers wanting Rope Cable Ties and Duck tape etc,etc,

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    +7  Views: 764 Answers: 4 Posted: 9 years ago
    Ducky

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    Watch clip from ROMOS. He asks for masking tape. :)
    Commented 9 years ago
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      Never read the book, never will, so I wont need to visit B+Qs.


      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11400246/BandQ-sends-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-memo-warning-staff-to-expect-soar-in-demand-for-cable-ties-and-rope.html

      9 years ago. Rating: 10
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        hector5559

        I was shocked Ted ,i thought somone had reported my missing tiles,
        commented 9 years ago

        In Texas we call it spit ball and bailing wire.  Guess that's why I'm not in the book.......

        9 years ago. Rating: 9
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          Tommyh

          Are we getting a bit 'Off Subject' here?
          Seems to me duck tape would be a bit of a niche market.Especially to make it in varying stickynesses when all you can use it for is to tie up your duck.On the other hand the ubiquitous duct tape is a versatile temporary repair material.
          commented 9 years ago

          Wot's 'DUCK' tape?


          Do you mean 'DUCT' tape?


          Is our Ducky in the movie somewhere?

          9 years ago. Rating: 8
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            ROMOS

            Oh please, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            commented 9 years ago
            Bob/PKB

            Open can, release worms, eh?
            commented 9 years ago
            FISH-O

            :D ....................... Oh it is sooooooo tempting.
            commented 9 years ago
            Tommyh

            Go for it ladies.I can take it.LOL
            commented 9 years ago
            Ducky

            Moderator
            Did I hear my name mentioned? If so, you got it wrong. He asks for masking tape. :)
            commented 9 years ago
            FISH-O

            Masking tape? ... No ducks were harmed in the researching, writing or filming of the mid-life crisis?
            commented 9 years ago
            Ducky

            Moderator
            Ducks are strictly "duck tape people". We don't even like the word "masking". :)
            commented 9 years ago
            FISH-O

            Masking is so lame... beyond lame... a Duck would never think in the term, "Lame", as the term is not the natural way of Duck-Being-Zen-All Conclusive-Duckiness.
            commented 9 years ago
            Ducky

            Moderator
            I think you're right Fishy.....LOL!!!
            commented 9 years ago
            FISH-O

            It is all part of the service. .... Fish Wisdom.
            commented 9 years ago
            ROMOS

            KOTF recommends "Duck tape", not too sticky, good for masking.....:)
            commented 9 years ago
            FISH-O

            The King of the Fleas should recommend Duck Tape considering 89.7% of fleas around the globe approve of it. The other 10.3% are royalty in flea-land and therefore, not handy fleas at all.
            commented 9 years ago
            Tommyh

            Never ever use duck tape for masking tape.The feathers blow off into your nice new paint.
            commented 9 years ago
            FISH-O

            Now there is paint involved? Is this a home improvement movie? Shoot! I totally misunderstood what everyone was talking about.
            commented 9 years ago
            ROMOS

            Duck tapes have moved on a bit Tom, you can choose the stickiness you want, you can even buy them featherless.
            commented 9 years ago
            Ducky

            Moderator
            Eeeeeeekkkkkk.....Qwwqqaaaccccckkkkk....
            commented 9 years ago
            FISH-O

            And, if you venture into the music department at Walmart, retro section, you can purchase for a very reasonable "Roll Back" price, the taped musical rendition of Ducks around the world covering all Abba tunes sans Super Trouper, (I know not why).
            commented 9 years ago

            There  was a lot of people queuing   outside B&Q in Colchester tonight , I wondered why, now I know.

            9 years ago. Rating: 7
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