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1) Bus platforms are high because your knees no longer work right.

2) Policeman are so tall because you are shrinking.

3) A mile is longer than it used to be because you're in terrible condition.

Now go ahead and try this. You'll see what I mean.

9 years ago. Rating: 12
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Thanks for reminding me of my short comings as I age……….

9 years ago. Rating: 10
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All part of growing older Dennis. Just pretend it's not happening.

9 years ago. Rating: 10
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Inflation.

9 years ago. Rating: 9
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.... just because buddy ... just because ...

9 years ago. Rating: 8
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In a word, "shrinkage"...

9 years ago. Rating: 8
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Genetics, progress and the miracle of getting older. I know we would all prefer to be getting younger at our age but the only option I've seen sounds more like vampires feeding on infants. So here we are waiting on a medical miracle in a pill and I ask if some one actually had a long life miracle, would it really be in the market? I don't think so. It would be more likely that we would see all of our appliances last forever before the "E" pill would come to our doorsteps. 

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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You're gettin old, Hector, at the age of 26 ! .....unless you lied about your age on your profile.Maybe you're having a mid-life crisis . hee hee

Anyway, I remember when I got into my 20s, I realized that baseball players and some policemen were younger than me !  They looked like kids. So do the doctors.

Then when you're older, you'll notice that your boss and your minister / pastor is younger than you.

9 years ago. Rating: 4
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