itsmee

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What's the worse thing a potential lover could ask you?

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+9 Views: 3935 Answers: 14 Posted: 10 years ago

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14 Answers

robertgrist

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Best answer!

Sorry, I forgot your name. Is this your first trick today? Did you bring condoms? Is everything working for you down there? I’m in a hurry…do you want a warm-up? What time does your sister get off work? I thought I saw your Dad walk by. I have something I have to do, can I come back tomorrow? Can I leave the TV on so I can at least hear the game? Are you done yet?

10 years ago. Rating: 14
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daren1

LOL....Been there...

commented 10 years ago

itsmee

This is REALLY funny (kinda)

commented 10 years ago

MILLIE333

lol Rob..Really great answer! :-)(sorry I`m out of tu today)! xx..How are you doing?X

commented 10 years ago

MILLIE333

Rob..Nb it only took me a month to TU this answer..well I got there in the end!:-Z

commented 10 years ago

ROMOS

Front or back end Mills?

commented 10 years ago

Bob/PKB

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Asking about the intimate details of previous relationships is off limits!!!

10 years ago. Rating: 16
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daren1

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Do you have a GOLD card ?

10 years ago. Rating: 16
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itsmee

That's scary. Now she says lets go to Macy's and look at the bags, or the fine dresses, or even the fragrance counter. There are many ways that could go. Huh?

commented 10 years ago

nomdeplume

Or do you have a platinum card?

commented 10 years ago

sunnyB

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Pass me my zimmer frame.

10 years ago. Rating: 16
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itsmee

Huh?

commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

what's a zimmer frame ? Is that German ?

commented 10 years ago

sunnyB

A Zimmer Frame is what the old boy in the picture I added is walking with. That's what it's call;ed in the UK . Maybe you call it something different in the USA ?

commented 10 years ago

itsmee

It seems to me there could be MORE trouble if there was no zimmer frame available. My husband put bricks under the carpet when the wall-to-wall carpet got soaked after he plumbed the bathroom sink. I tripped and rolled into my closet and really mashed my foot. For a few days I was most grateful for my "zimmer frame" The one I have looks just like that sunnyB. : )

commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

Oh, We call it a walker. My mom had one that had 4 wheels on it and a seat and a basket under the seat. It gave her a lot more independence.

commented 10 years ago

itsmee

I totally that I have a walker. I was given some bad medicine that gave me Pneumonia. I ended up in the hospital. I was so fatigued as I was recovering that I needed to lean on something to walk.

commented 9 years ago

jhharlan

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Will you love me forever?

10 years ago. Rating: 15
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Dollybird

Yes, for ever and a day, lol

commented 10 years ago

Tommyh

Lub u longtime GI.

commented 9 years ago

lindilou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-hxWRbdP48

commented 9 years ago

jhharlan

Lindi, I knew the song before I clicked on it!

commented 9 years ago

lindilou

That's what came into my head when I read your response ... LOL Great minds baby!! ;D

commented 9 years ago

jhharlan

;-)

commented 9 years ago

FISH-O

Meatloaf song. Augh!

Musical torture.

commented 8 years ago

clu

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You don't mind if the camera crew sets up first do ya?

10 years ago. Rating: 13
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Clonge

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'If not itsmee, who is it?" (lol)

10 years ago. Rating: 13
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itsmee

and what about the terrifying: WHAT SMELLS SO FUNNY?

commented 10 years ago

itsmee

And there's always the terrifying:
WHAT SMELLS FUNNY? (That wasn't worth saying it twice ... or was it?)

commented 10 years ago

mycatsmom

how 'bout, "Do you smell a sulfur smell in here?"

commented 10 years ago

country bumpkin

Clonge latest answer moved here to where it belongs.
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itsyou",(right?").ALL about you?

commented 6 years ago

country bumpkin

@ Clonge. Please check to make sure before you bring up old questions that you have not already answered them. Only one answer is allowed per question per member.
Thank you
Moderator CB

commented 6 years ago

Clonge

CB: Sorry, it was 3 yrs. ago. I forgot and didn't check.

commented 6 years ago

country bumpkin

Thanks for being a good sport about it Clonge.

commented 6 years ago

Dollybird

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Wait till I put in my dentures,

10 years ago. Rating: 13
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mycatsmom

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" Have you ever had a Hersey's squirt in your pants ? "

10 years ago. Rating: 12
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itsmee

LOL ... LOL ... LOL ... I must be hysterical. (It's the upcoming holidaze)

commented 10 years ago

terryfossil 1

This might be a funny question MCM,,but what is a "Hersey's squirt..>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

Diarrhea Terry.

commented 9 years ago

terryfossil 1

Who is Hersey's CB..>>>>>><<<<<<

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

Hershey's Chocolate Factory.

Hershey squirts/ diarrhea looks like melted Hershey chocolate bar. ( I think MCM misspelled Hershey)

commented 9 years ago

terryfossil 1

AAAHHHHH, The penny drops,,thanks CB

commented 9 years ago

country bumpkin

In this case I hope it wasn't heads up. LOL

commented 9 years ago

terryfossil 1

Just a saying CB just a saying...My Aussie sayings seem to be clouding the waters a bit lately..>>><<<

commented 9 years ago

lindilou

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" Could you please not point and laugh?"

Image result for point and laugh

9 years ago. Rating: 10
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terryfossil 1

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obvious question,,,"do you have aids" walking stick,? wheel chair,? leg brace,? false teeth,? you know ,,all the obvious questions...............................................................................................

10 years ago. Rating: 9
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itsmee

criminal record?

commented 9 years ago

terryfossil 1

Hi Itsmee,,my wife to be and i sat up from daylight to daylight discussing my past,,the crim side was a bit tricky, it was a long night,i thought i had told her everything,however i had forgotten a few things,,she married me anyway,,,i was the winner,,,,

commented 9 years ago

zorro

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Here is an example. Couple weeks ago a young attractive weathergirl at a local news station from Lubbock Texas text some nude pictures of her to her lover. Both these people are married. She lost her job, embarrassed, and probably her marriage. Oh, forgot to say the wife of the guy she was involved with found pictures on his phone and put on internet. If your going to play , your going to pay.