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"You jinx it if your blab"  I know that one all too well...

I heard you twice the first time.

"Let's not do that and say we did.".............I say this a lot to my son when he is doing something I'd rather him not.

"I can sleep when I'm dead"....I seem to say this a lot.

Today is the day after yesterday & the day before tomorrow.

LOVE FLYS LIKE AN ARROW.......FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA.

"I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night!" "Beauty fades, dumb is forever!"
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her." "Noah didn't build the ark while it was raining. " AFTER EATING AN ENTIRE BULL, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The motto? "When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut!" "Guests, like fish, begin to smell after 3 days." "Don't tell me what to buy, tell me when to buy!" "Talent is G-d given; be humble. Fame is man-given; be grateful. Conceit is self-given; be careful.'

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What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?   You cant wash your hands in a Buffalo.           

A true Gentleman, a man who knows how to play the bagpipes....... but doesn't.