Tommyh
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop a beautiful young woman in a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus.
As her bus stopped & she was waiting to get in she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step.
Slightly embarrassed & with a quick smile to the driver she reached behind & unzipped her skirt just a little to make it less tight & tried the step again only to discover that it would be impossible.
So once again she reached behind & loosened the skirt zipper.
Once again it was not enough so she gave it one more try.
Much to her chagrin it was still impossible.
After all this a large Texan who was standing behind her grabbed her around the waist & lifted her bodily into the bus.
She went ballistic & told the Texan :How dare you touch my body in that way?" "I don't even know you".
The Texan smiled & drawled,"Well Ma'am,normally I would agree with you,But after you unzipped my fly 3 times I figured we was friends". :).
jhharlan
FISH-O
doolittle
pythonlover
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