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Ikemefuna is a house-boy who drinks his Boss' wine with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His boss became suspicious and decided to buy Pasties (a French wine that changes color if you add water - just like Dettol). Unaware of this, Ikemefuna drank the wine as usual and topped it up with water.
Immediately he added water, the Pasties became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When the Boss came back and saw the changed Pasties, he knew he had nailed Ikemefuna. Ikemefuna, knowing he was in trouble, decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss, having told his wife what he observed, now swung into action.
"Ikemefuna!" he called from the sitting room.
Ikemefuna answered: "Yes, Boss."
"Who drank my pasties?"
Ikemefuna: No answer.
The Boss asked again…still no answer.
So the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why, when I call, you say "Yes, Boss", but when I ask you a question you don't answer me?"
Ikemefuna retorted, "Hmmm, Oga. When you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything at all, except your name."
"Is that so?" asked the Boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into the kitchen. And then, you ask me a question."
Ikemefuna accepted. When his Boss was in the kitchen he shouts, "Boss."
"Yes, Ikem" Boss answers.
Ikemefuna then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?"
No answer.
Ikemefuna shouts again: "Boss, I say who dey sneak into the maid's room when Madam no dey house?"
No answer.
The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never cease! Ikemefuna, it is true ooo - when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything except one's name."
The wife, now very angry, interrupts, "That's not true. It's a lie! Without a doubt."
Ikemefuna asks if she'll enter the magic kitchen to test it. She agrees.
Ikemefuna asks, “Madam, who's Junior's biological father? Me or the Boss? "
Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs to be fumigated - oooh! I can't hear anything at all!"
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Amoako smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Amoako approached Amma and handed her a small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?
The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
FISH-O
