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    What would be your first words if you went to sleep and woke up on a space ship and only little green people were walking around?

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    dowsa

    Thought I was getting the "two finger sign" Its my left eye problem My wife forgot to take her "finger nail out !
    dowsa

    OK tell me an other funny "joke "Welcome wave Indeed !
    dowsa

    Somehow I "Believe you .( thinks humour her she could be an "Alien" ) "ET go home mummy`s waiting !!
    itsmee

    Cute, Fishlette. Appropriate!

    I thought I drank only one bottle of wine last night!

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Umm, nope
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Wow! The zoom on your camera is phenomenal!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Should I post the shower scene shots too?
    country bumpkin

    Moderator
    Save those for a rainy day.
    country bumpkin

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    LOL...It's not raining at my house.
    mycatsmom

    C.B.- - - -LOL
    mycatsmom

    shower scenes ? Are we wathcing the movie " Psycho " ?
    country bumpkin

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    LOL...No mcm! If I watch Psycho, I'll never shower again!
    itsmee

    This is the only thing I'm reading tonight. I am going to bed EARLY. I don't know how I missed Tabber's question ...Colleen and Country Bumpkin: I really got a laugh.

    Take me away and bring me back after the Election!

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Bring you back in 4 years time so you can miss the next presidential term. Neither one is worth a dime.
    Ann

    You are so right. Its a total Circus and the best performer will win! I dont have to mention names, we all know who he is.

    "Where is my cat?"

    doolittle

    Oh, Thank God!.... "Where's Eggie?"
    doolittle

    I know!!! So, that was my second Q to the aliens...I thought maybe they would know!!!
    itsmee

    Oh, Dear Doctor Doo
    Will you come back?
    Puleeze, puleeze do!!

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    Ask the DOCTOR he nows plenty of green people!!!!! """"""l

    itsmee

    whovin: NICE ... as usual. I haven't seen your work lately. Miss it. I do. itsmee

    Where are the rest of the aka-ers?

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Where? (00)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Is it "gluten-free"? :)

    I've always wanted to visit Ireland.

    Dardaigh

    Ha ha ha...
    digger

    Just another one of my racist comments ;-)
    Dardaigh

    Touchy arentcha?
    digger

    ...as a sledgehammer. LOL
    Dardaigh

    Ok Pete
    digger

    Great tune.

    Is Fishlet here too? 

    FISH-O

    Hilarious!

    Two words?  Holy Sh**!

    What's to eat ""

    I don't think I will have another, bartender!

    I wish i didn't keep having these nightmares.

    facebook

    Where is Umbriel when you need him?

    "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore..

    mycatsmom

    daren, hahahah. that was the best one :-D

    Why me? where are we going? huh????? no speak in English?

    digger

    Tabarouette. Ou c'est qu'on est rendu ?
    facebook

    Tabarouette? is that like where are on the wagon!
    digger

    Man, have you lost ALL your French ?
    facebook

    I've never learn the writing,only speak went to an English school. anyhow I know what it mean colleen de bean!
    Dardaigh

    Oi, enough with the swearing.

    Where's the bathroom?

    itsmee

    LOL ... You took the words right offa my fingers

    One small step for man, one giant leap for my green buddies.

    O,M,,G,

    There’s something wrong with my eyes again….did my dream synthesizer quit again or is this a nightmare…would someone get me a pill I want to go back to sleep.    

    I'd say... 'Sup dude??? let me drive!  I always wanted to drive a space ship. here, hold muh beer and watchy this!!!'


     


     

    Where the hell am I ?


     

    Do you validate?

    Oh my God !!


    Where am I???

    FISH-O

    You are in a space ship!!!!!!! They will be serving breakfast in about five minutes next to the Alien Space Ship Pond and to your right is the Gift Shop.

    Not again!!!

    Don't go in the yard couldn't see you through all the lawn.


    I won't find you. 

    pythonlover

    Moderator
    Well, well,well....Look who's back.
    CHAIN

    hello python

    ooh, delicious! I'll have a pink one please if there are any left.

     '' Take me to your leader "    My next few words would be, " Who won the presidential election ? ''

    Holy sh**, Ill never drink Irish Cream again, where am I,  in a wood, full of green trees. Let me get sober real soon.

    Benthere

    LOL !

    How about a root beer ?
    Dollybird

    Benthere,
    You are cruel to even mention Root Beer, How I wish.
    Benthere

    Yes, my job is done here !


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