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    22 Adult Truths

    I saw this list whilst looking for the answer to someone's question.


    I thought they were amusing, so I'm sharing. Feel free to add to the list! :)


     


     


    ****** 22 ADULT TRUTHS ******


    1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.


    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.


    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.


    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?


    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?


    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.


    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.


    10. Bad decisions make good stories.


    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.


    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.


    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.


    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.


    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.


    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.


    17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger..


    18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?


    19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!


    20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.


    21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.


    22. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


    Okay, the msn emoticon for sarcasm for question #4 didn't work but here's one...


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    +14  Views: 1982 Answers: 13 Posted: 6 years ago
    Shootah

    #22 is extremely funny. Maybe they were trying to think with the wrong appendage all this time!
    Dardaigh

    Ummmmm...ya think! LOL ;)
    FISH-O

    #22, is my favorite and I totally agree with #12.

    13 Answers

    We could make good use of #4 here on this forum!         :)

    Dardaigh

    Ha ha ha...I hear ya, Ducks!
    Shootah

    Good idea! I wonder what it would look like?
    Dardaigh

    I'll put the msn one in my question area...lol

    I can relate to at least 18 of them!


    Sad really.


    :-(

    Dardaigh

    It's funny, cos we're all in the same boat.
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    And which ones you aren't ???
    ROMOS

    13 16 20 21.

    That is hilarious.  I was ready to stop at eight tracks but no one would listen to me .... noooooooooooo!

    Dardaigh

    I still own tapes and CDs...cavewoman here.
    FISH-O

    What are we supposed to do with the darned things? A constant reminder to how they get money out of us... Dang!
    FISH-O

    I have my music downloaded on iCloud... all of it. I will not be a victim!!! :D :D :D Yeah right!
    Dardaigh

    LMAO! :D

    Love the list.......My favourite is keeping a phone number.Oh so true.

    Dardaigh

    So true, PL. :)

    Dard. Brains are not necessary for the procreation of the species, but the gonads are, thats why the helmet was not necessary.  Also, one for your list,  If an IQ test was given to become a parent, Homo sapiens would be nearly extinct!   another, dumb people may not be able to do math, but by the looks of things, they sure do multiply!

    Dardaigh

    "Not necessary for the procreation of the species"...that really made me laugh out loud, Bus.

    I love them....All!!!

    Dardaigh

    I don't even get the blue ray one, Doo! :)
    doolittle

    Beta tapes to VHS tapes to CD's to Blue Rays...they keep changing the way they record movies.
    Dardaigh

    Ha ha ha...time for me to come out of me cave.
    Shootah

    It's okay...I just figured Blu Ray hadn't made its way to Canada yet! LOL!
    Dardaigh

    Oi...now who needs a spankin'?
    Shootah

    You'd have to catch me first!

    I love the 20th one !!

    Dardaigh

    Yep, me too.

    Only kind of pants I wear are jeans, so they always get washed.

    Otherwise, I prefer a dress or a skirt.
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    Really shirts do get dirty but as pants are mostly of blue and black color so they don't seem dirty though they are !
    Dardaigh

    True but in the summertime here, many people wear much lighter coloured pants, so it doesn't work so well.

    Love the list and oh, so true.  Won't admit to half of which are truly me.........

    Dardaigh

    That's what makes the list so funny, J...cos it's oh so true.

    #22 truly shows how we men prioritize: reproducing is more important than thinking!

    Dardaigh

    I know, Chiang...but it's what we women love about you guys. Ha ha ha...
    Chiangmai

    and did you women question our spontaneity?
    Dardaigh

    Can't speak for women in general but not me.
    Chiangmai

    I am a firm believer that mistakes happen to doers that don't think and thinkers that don't do....Hey we men are just human!

    There are a few, that fit me to a tee. Cant tell you which ones, its between God and me.

    Eighteen Is me ,ask my wife ! I don`t listen well only half .( hope they invent plastic flying pans )

    Dardaigh

    Take the advice in #22, Dowse an' buy a helmet. :)
    dowsa

    "Oh Thank you DARDaigh. But the stores only sell plastic ones

    Goes to show we men were thinking with the wrong head.

    #6  Oh, cursive is an art form. I spend a great deal of time picking out just the right paper and just the right pen  and just the right colour so I can hand write a cursive letter. I get all carried away with curls and swiffs and quiffs and swirls, and swips, and sugar loops that I totally lose the purpose of what I had to say.


    I still vote; CURSIVE    : D


    If I were to write a love letter,  I’d i’d use the computer -- Comic Sans


     


     



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