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    akaQA postal service. Package pick up for Headless Man

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    X Please sign here for pick-up:  Headlessman/ now Doghead


    X Date of pick-up: 9/ 7 /2012


     

    +12  Views: 1963 Answers: 12 Posted: 6 years ago
    Tags: akaqa humor
    Headless Man

    I thought friendindeed could fix me......bummer.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    He posted a claim that your head perished. Said you suffocated it by wrapping it in plastic. You might want to go let him know that you're not dead, yet.
    Headless Man

    X Please sign here for pick-up....Headlessman/ now Doghead

    X Date of pick-up_Today

    I'll fix it myself..... If you want something done right, do it yourself....
    Headless Man

    Thanks to all for taking care of my head, I think I look better........
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Looks like you're still recovering from almost perishing. Some plastic surgery may help now. A face lift for sure. Your eyes are hanging like a hound dogs.
    Headless Man

    That's what I said, I look better............lol

    12 Answers

    RANDY!!!!! IT'S RIGHT HERE!!!!!


    Someone go and get him!  He can't direct himself very well.  He tends to get lost easily.

    Dardaigh

    Another question solved by the good members of the forum.
    ROMOS

    We need those kind of shippers in the UK!
    Damn quick delivery!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    He should have purchased the extended warranty when it was offered.
    Headless Man

    What's this, I did have the lifetime warranty.........!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    You got the lifetime, not the extended. Everyone knows the extended is better than the lifetime.
    Headless Man

    You mean I'm DEAD, I knew I should never sent my head with Colleen freight......
    Colleen

    Moderator
    No, you're not dead yet. Lifetime warranties can be whatever number of years the manufacturer chooses. Like my shingles. They have a lifetime warranty that expires 40 years after purchase.
    Headless Man

    That's right I have eternal life head or not.......
    FISH-O

    According to Freindindeed, your head has persished Randy.
    It is time to purchase a new model.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    About the eternal life.......yeah, read the fine print. That's the extended warranty you were suppose to purchase. :)
    Headless Man

    I did Colleen and I want my money back, all .5......
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I'll forward your request to billing. They'll be in touch. :)
    bustieone

    He's just "headed in a different direction" I guess!

    So it's not true after all, he's living ? This is indeed tragic news.


     

    Headless Man

    LOL......

    I did not think it was funny when I first saw it. Now that HLM is in on it, I feel like a fool.

    Headless Man

    I started it all......lol
    Dardaigh

    Brings to mind the great Bee Gees song...

    I started a joke, which started the whole world crying,
    But I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

    I started to cry, which started the whole world laughing,
    Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

    I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
    And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

    Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
    Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

    I looked at the skies, running my hands over my eyes,
    And I fell out of bed, hurting my head from things that I'd said.

    Til I finally died, which started the whole world living,
    Oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me.
    Ann

    Great song and so fitting D. Thank you.
    Ann

    HM. Dont worry, I have recovered, scary as it was.

    I like the dog head..but I am a doolitle

    I don't find any humor in claiming one of our people is dead. You F***** up friend. Don't do it again.

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Go yell at him on his thread.
    ed shank

    I know he was gone a while, was it a mental issue? How can he say something so terrible. Don't want to be admonished for disgusting language. Enough said.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    To him, it's humor. He meant the head Randy sent him perished. It's more my fault that you took it wrong for the way I worded here what he said to Randy in the other thread. Randy sent him his head. Friendindeed sent it back saying it perished because Randy had wrapped it in plastic and it suffocated. That's what was said.
    friendindeed

    Ed It is a thing called Fun. Randy and I enjoy this type of fun.No harm ment. Thanks Colleen for explaining what its about.
    Dardaigh

    Relax Ed.

    HD started the entire thing "sending" his head in a crate to Friendindeed in another thread.

    I didn't know I sent this with Colleen freight lines, now I'm in trouble........lol

    Colleen

    Moderator
    You didn't. You sent it via akaQA postal service. I just happen to work in shipping/receiving. :)
    Headless Man

    Should have used Fed-X........lol
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Well, we got it there. Friendindeed sent it back as already perished and non fixable.
    Headless Man

    I had to get a new head, sorry Mocha, I'll give it back when I get mine back.......lol
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Yours is up there waiting for you to sign for it.

    Headlessman  has written wrong address !


    By the way has friendindeed lost his head !
    LOL


     

    Dardaigh

    It all just part of 2-3 threads floating around about it.

    What did I miss???  This isn't funny, but HLM started it? What the heck????

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Yup, he made the picture. I just added the return to sender stickers. He started it.
    Bob/PKB

    How odd and, well, stupid of him.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    He did it because he was sending his head to friendindeed so he could fix it. Friendindeed sent it back as perished and non fixable. I created the shipping dept on akaQA so the head could be shipped back to Randy.
    Bob/PKB

    I could fix that head. Just needs to be emptied of arrogance and filled with humility (like many of us, myself included). Have a good weekend, Colleen. I'm off to the hospital to be with my mom. Prayers for her recuperation would be much appreciated. OO
    Colleen

    Moderator
    My best to your mom. She will make a choice that is best for her. She's allowed that. Accept whatever she decides to do, if you know what I mean. Enjoy your visit with her and ignore your sister. She's not worth the aggravation.
    Bob/PKB

    Thanks. I will do just that.

    The above chat reminds me of  Children play ground. lol

    Yes Bob...All the best with your Mother....sending love and thoughts and prayers...XxxxMIlie

    HaHa . How did you do that ?

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Photo editing program call photofiltre.

    It was all a mistake. He had enough air in his head to survive. All is well. Such a handsome man. Ha

    Headless Man

    Your right ........ repair will be made..........lol


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