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Because its what we do!  And don't think we can't aim either, we can write our name in the snow, women can't do that.  We pee on the floor because we can! We like to leave the toilet seat up too! Women call us men slobs but actually we're highly trained disorganizers. Keep us fed and we will keep you entertained. Without us guys what would women bitch about.

that's easy to answer they have this idea there equiment is lager than it realy is.so they stand away too far

Kinda makes ya wonder what their bathrooms at home look like, don' t it!

Some urinals have a picture if an insect on the porcelain as an aiming point. Some people think it is a fly, but in fact it is a bee. Why a bee? The Latin name for bee is Apis.