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    if you were to find me in your bedroom would you scream or come a bit closer?

    +4  Views: 1819 Answers: 22 Posted: 10 years ago
    LightningJC

    If you were female, I would certainly come closer... to see what you had besides an axe.

    22 Answers

    "" See that shadow, that's what's waiting for you in my bedroom. I keep it beside the bed.

    hector5559

    That could do serious harm Eggy,
    lindilou

    ...only the shadow knows... ;D
    dowsa

    thought it might have been a "Frying pan !! You know pan goes with "EGGS"
    eggplant

    My eighty year old grandmother almost used it on a thief. She awoke to find the window open and a leg through it. She jumped up grabbed the axe and said, "If you put the other leg in, you'll lose both of them." Of course he pulled the leg out and ran away. She closed and locked the window and went back to sleep.

    So you wanna play do ya?


    ""

    lindilou

    Who's going to be doing the screaming???
    Deleted User

    LOL .. A big cat <edited by moderator> with nice teeth :)
    I doubt there would be anyone in your room, they have either been eaten or they run like the wind lol
    hector5559

    You ave nice teath lindilou,
    clu

    Beautiful cat! Pretty teeth too!
    valR

    The "original" picture in my answer was removed. What's funny this picture was part of one of the few answers to one of my Qs and is still there....
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Well, don't tell me where the other ones are or I'll have to remove them too ;) The picture is deemed offensive. Sorry.
    doolittle

    Shamoni!!! How are you! Handsome picture! Now be a nice kitty and don't let anyone in the bedroom while lindilou sleeps. ankels and calves and dragging are permitted!

    Depends weather you had any  Trousers or Knicers on,Anyway what are you doing in my bedroom,looking at my Radiator,??

    dowsa

    Searching for "FLEAS"

    If the dogs did not get you the wife would

    Depends, are you leaving me a nice hot chocolate? if not I'd probably scream

    Just hope its me that finds you before my dog does!!

    shanej

    Same here!

    I'd probably bash your head in with my baseball bat, then ask questions.........

    I would shoot you dead.

    Bob/PKB

    Wow, Ann, I've never seen you write anything like this!
    Ann

    Bob, I know, I am surprised at my answer too. I need to take a break.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Don't worry Ann. It's just the Hew Hampshire in you. Remember NH's motto:
    "Don't tread on me!"

    ""Glad you sent your picture...  I'd grab a phone and call some crane services...


     

    hector5559

    Wow that is some girl you have vaIR
    lindilou

    ROFLMAO!!!
    lindilou

    What lovely form...a face only a mother could love!! ;)
    Dollybird

    Despite lack of feathers, nice bird.

    Idiopathic, at best.   
    You forgot the obvious answer: Defend myself (I like the gun , hatchet  and baseball bat answers).
    So, don't even think about it.  

    You would see this......


    ""


    then hear a loud bang........

    doolittle

    Those gorgeous white teeth will be bllod red-your blood.

    Well I certainly hope no one sneaks into my room! Don't plan on leaving in one piece! Also 2 hog farms near by> how did this question get so nuts? I missed the fiasco!  Where do these things come from?

    williamtheman

    yes the wild boars love fresh meat
    clu

    I've heard this is a good way of disposing of bodies. Haven't had to try it YET!

    Twist my arm, please:


    ""

    You will be shot.

    I would report you for trespassing.

    Are you THAT ugly ?

    Bob/PKB

    HaHaHa. Excellent answer!

    Well, lets see.  I think I need to call a friend...please hold

    doolittle

    This is officer GT Grip badge # 35531
    It is illegal to tresspass,
    It is illegal to break and enter
    It is illegal to stalk humans,
    after Doolittle and the animals separated you into parts- with the gator, crock and hyenas eating special areas of your body...you would be under arrest for the above three counts plus attempting to harm endangered species (even if in self defense)
    Travel on now- BUT BIG BROTHER WILL BE WATCHING YOU!!!!!!!
    FISH-O

    See, I don't have to answer... officer GT Grip is my next door neighbour... never one single need to worry.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Thanks cousin Grip...glad to see that you're back on the job after your vacation. Have a good shift!
    doolittle

    Fishlet, Ducky always my pleasure- G.T.

    It depends on whether you were dead or alive.

    i grab the first large pan or axe or knife and use it  if my dog did not get y running

    Bob/PKB

    Isn't this the most helpful "help" site you've come across? :D

    If you were my kind of girl, http://youtu.be/bu9ZepcV0CM

    SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I wish I could make scary pictures. I love your scary pictures, boys and girls. 

    I have a trap door beside my bed, and button at hand, say no more, aprt from Byee



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