skilash

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if you were to find me in your bedroom would you scream or come a bit closer?

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+4 Views: 2065 Answers: 22 Posted: 13 years ago

LightningJC

If you were female, I would certainly come closer... to see what you had besides an axe.

Commented 13 years ago

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eggplant

Karma: 385820

See that shadow, that's what's waiting for you in my bedroom. I keep it beside the bed.

13 years ago. Rating: 28
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hector5559

That could do serious harm Eggy,

commented 13 years ago

lindilou

...only the shadow knows... ;D

commented 13 years ago

dowsa

thought it might have been a "Frying pan !! You know pan goes with "EGGS"

commented 13 years ago

eggplant

My eighty year old grandmother almost used it on a thief. She awoke to find the window open and a leg through it. She jumped up grabbed the axe and said, "If you put the other leg in, you'll lose both of them." Of course he pulled the leg out and ran away. She closed and locked the window and went back to sleep.

commented 13 years ago

lindilou

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So you wanna play do ya?

13 years ago. Rating: 26
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lindilou

Who's going to be doing the screaming???

commented 13 years ago

Deleted User

LOL .. A big cat <edited by moderator> with nice teeth :)
I doubt there would be anyone in your room, they have either been eaten or they run like the wind lol

commented 13 years ago

hector5559

You ave nice teath lindilou,

commented 13 years ago

clu

Beautiful cat! Pretty teeth too!

commented 13 years ago

valR

The "original" picture in my answer was removed. What's funny this picture was part of one of the few answers to one of my Qs and is still there....

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Well, don't tell me where the other ones are or I'll have to remove them too ;) The picture is deemed offensive. Sorry.

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

Shamoni!!! How are you! Handsome picture! Now be a nice kitty and don't let anyone in the bedroom while lindilou sleeps. ankels and calves and dragging are permitted!

commented 13 years ago

hector5559

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Depends weather you had any Trousers or Knicers on,Anyway what are you doing in my bedroom,looking at my Radiator,??

13 years ago. Rating: 24
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dowsa

Searching for "FLEAS"

commented 13 years ago

williamtheman

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If the dogs did not get you the wife would

13 years ago. Rating: 22
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lambshank

Karma: 263570

Depends, are you leaving me a nice hot chocolate? if not I'd probably scream

13 years ago. Rating: 21
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leosmaml

Karma: 92420

Just hope its me that finds you before my dog does!!

13 years ago. Rating: 21
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shanej

Same here!

commented 13 years ago

jhharlan

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I'd probably bash your head in with my baseball bat, then ask questions.........

13 years ago. Rating: 18
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Ann

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I would shoot you dead.

13 years ago. Rating: 17
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Bob/PKB

Wow, Ann, I've never seen you write anything like this!

commented 13 years ago

Ann

Bob, I know, I am surprised at my answer too. I need to take a break.

commented 13 years ago

Colleen

Don't worry Ann. It's just the Hew Hampshire in you. Remember NH's motto:
"Don't tread on me!"

commented 13 years ago

valR

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Glad you sent your picture... I'd grab a phone and call some crane services...

13 years ago. Rating: 17
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hector5559

Wow that is some girl you have vaIR

commented 13 years ago

lindilou

ROFLMAO!!!

commented 13 years ago

lindilou

What lovely form...a face only a mother could love!! ;)

commented 13 years ago

Dollybird

Despite lack of feathers, nice bird.

commented 13 years ago

Bob/PKB

Karma: 945575

Idiopathic, at best.
You forgot the obvious answer: Defend myself (I like the gun , hatchet and baseball bat answers).
So, don't even think about it.

13 years ago. Rating: 15
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Headless Man

Karma: 267169

You would see this......

then hear a loud bang........

13 years ago. Rating: 14
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doolittle

Those gorgeous white teeth will be bllod red-your blood.

commented 13 years ago

clu

Karma: 405858

Well I certainly hope no one sneaks into my room! Don't plan on leaving in one piece! Also 2 hog farms near by> how did this question get so nuts? I missed the fiasco! Where do these things come from?

13 years ago. Rating: 13
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williamtheman

yes the wild boars love fresh meat

commented 13 years ago

clu

I've heard this is a good way of disposing of bodies. Haven't had to try it YET!

commented 13 years ago

Chiangmai

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Twist my arm, please:

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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ed shank

Karma: 316611

You will be shot.

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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shanej

Karma: 3335

I would report you for trespassing.

13 years ago. Rating: 11
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digger

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Are you THAT ugly ?

13 years ago. Rating: 10
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Bob/PKB

HaHaHa. Excellent answer!

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

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Well, lets see. I think I need to call a friend...please hold

13 years ago. Rating: 9
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doolittle

This is officer GT Grip badge # 35531
It is illegal to tresspass,
It is illegal to break and enter
It is illegal to stalk humans,
after Doolittle and the animals separated you into parts- with the gator, crock and hyenas eating special areas of your body...you would be under arrest for the above three counts plus attempting to harm endangered species (even if in self defense)
Travel on now- BUT BIG BROTHER WILL BE WATCHING YOU!!!!!!!

commented 13 years ago

FISH-O

See, I don't have to answer... officer GT Grip is my next door neighbour... never one single need to worry.

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

Thanks cousin Grip...glad to see that you're back on the job after your vacation. Have a good shift!

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

Fishlet, Ducky always my pleasure- G.T.

commented 13 years ago

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