Denney

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What are the 5 respectful ways to ask a woman for sex?

I just want to ask a girl for sex with me? But I feel that I must respect she at any situation?

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+1 Views: 2509 Answers: 11 Posted: 13 years ago

bulletman

If you are any sort of man, you don't ask, you will know from body language when she is willing.

Commented 13 years ago

lindilou

bulletman's right...she'll either be hugging you...or flipping you the bird (or a whole bouquet with a smack!)Live life.

Commented 13 years ago

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pythonlover

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I can give you 5 reasons not to ask a woman for sex

1.You could avoid getting a slap in the face

2.You may have her husband coming after you

3.Think about the STDs you could save yourself from catching

4.You could escape a possible sexual assault charge

5.Save yourself the embarrassment of finding out she was a he

13 years ago. Rating: 21
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bulletman

# 5, as in Alvin Purple.

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

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Asking would be less than romantic. If you have nurtured the relationship in a loving, kind and considerate way, you won't need to ask!

13 years ago. Rating: 20
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eggplant

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Go and get a prostitute. It would be easier.

13 years ago. Rating: 15
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bulletman

But Expensive ( please don't ask.)

commented 13 years ago

Chiangmai

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No slapping, I have arthritis. No husbands since all 5 died. No STDs, no sex for 30 years. No assault charges, I would be doing the assaulting. I am definitely a she, a very undesirable she.

Just kidding pythonlover.

13 years ago. Rating: 15
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hector5559

Is she spoken for,??

commented 13 years ago

Chiangmai

Almost, she's got the hots for Denney.

commented 13 years ago

itsmee

I wonder how old she is. I also wonder why I wonder. How can anybody be like that? How? How?
Did she ever have a boyfriend? Was she, OMG, a mom?
I will be moving along now.

commented 13 years ago

Chiangmai

You forgot to mention the potential negative odor, itsmee.

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

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You may also get:

!) a big hardy laugh

2) OMG WHO are you?

3) Not if my life depended on it

4) I'm getting the bouncer

However you decide to 'ask" please remember that no meand NO and stop means STOP and anything you persue after the NO or STOP is sexual assault or rape....

13 years ago. Rating: 14
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bulletman

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(1) ARE YOU AWAKE?

13 years ago. Rating: 14
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Colleen

grin

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

I will not ask :)...but Little Doo is a bit curious LOL

commented 13 years ago

Ducky

Oh you're not just concerned about how well she is sleeping???

commented 13 years ago

bulletman

No Comment to any of the above. lol.

commented 13 years ago

doolittle

ROFL!!!!! LLB You are funny!

commented 13 years ago

lindilou

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Don't ask because you will come off sounding desperate...like you sound now...just...don't.

13 years ago. Rating: 12
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lambshank

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Sex just happens when two people care enough about each other and wish to stay involved, another step in a loving relationship, no need to ask, if you are not in a relationship there are brothels only too happy to oblige, a relative of mine used them all the time, he said no guilt, no responsibility and served the purpose, worked well until my nanna found out (his mother)