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Hi know i dont want any BS answear I am trying to find a real live Vampire one that can change me please let me know if u are out there.

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Bob/PKB

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I seriously don't believe in "real live vampires". IF there were vampires, they would be the "living dead". What the hell is wrong with you that you don't want to be a human, that you want to inflict eternal damnation on strangers?

14 years ago. Rating: 12
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ROMOS

I don't think it's "inflict" I just think they want to be in eternal damnation!
Everyone to their own after all!

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Bob/PKB

Oh, ROMOS, I'm so tired of people who have lost the concept of "mom, home, and apple pie".

commented 14 years ago

lambshank

Bob, your mum must have been a better cook than mine, my mum brings back memories of burnt chops,lumpy mash and overcooked peas!!

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Bob/PKB

lambshank, I'm just talking about people being happy and content in their lives. My mom was an OK cook.....she always tried her best. :D

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lambshank

Bob, so did mine, she's just a lousy cook, lol

commented 14 years ago

doolittle

Ok change the apple pie to key lime and I'm in ;)

commented 14 years ago

Bob/PKB

key lime it is

commented 14 years ago

Tommyh

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I vant to thuck your neck!!

Is this a BS answer? What did you think you were gunna get? Wake up & smell the flowers pal.

14 years ago. Rating: 11
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eggplant

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Here is one, he's itchin' to take you out for dinner.

14 years ago. Rating: 11
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clu

Or for dinner! LOL

commented 14 years ago

FISH-O

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I spent time being a Vampire about 20 years ago however, it didn't work out that well as I have been a vegetarian for 32 years on and off... When I was a Vampire, I was in vegetarian mode and so I have no advice at all except that being a Mermaid is much more pleasant a gig.

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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FISH-O

This would be why I have 1289 children... three I raised myself.

commented 14 years ago

sunnyB

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I think your nuts.

14 years ago. Rating: 10
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Ed1530

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You will have to go to England and look for them there. They only live there because they do not like the weather anywhere else. Also English blood has a better taste and smell to it so it is told by them.