15 Answers
You can't fly? I can...as long as my wings aren't fractured. They've healed nicely since my last "accident".
11 years ago. Rating: 12 | |

We don't have wings and we don't have hollow bones... we also have so much more blood coursing through our veins keeping us alive and our big fat organs going, than any bird does. Think of the end of your pinky finger (last knuckle), and then look at a parrot... did you ever wonder why, when a parrot becomes angry it's pupils dialate... that is the blood coursing. Human beings don't do that. A parrot has very little blood ... the tip of a pinky finger worth of blood.
The quills of a birds feathers are also hollow except for the parts that are closest to the body...what is inside doesn't weigh very much at all... it is filled with air.
Pick a bird up...they are so light it is almost spooky. Birds don't like to be picked up unless they are tame and taming a bird can be difficult. I know this for fact. I worked with birds for years.
A bird is meant to fly and we are meant to fall.
After working with birds for so many years, I do believe they should be free.
11 years ago. Rating: 8 | |

"Set me free, why don't cha' babe?" la la lah
(Don't keep me hangin' on...oooh ooh oooo)
Gravity has me terminally stuck here…I think.??</?/? Maybe it’s something else. Since the “graviton" particle has never been conclusively found, the glue of gravity may be electrostatic charges….I can fly! I can Fly! I CAN FLY! THANKS FOR THE QUESTION! I’M GOING TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF…YEA! THAT’LL WORK!
11 years ago. Rating: 8 | |
My mother-in-law cannot fly like a bird (she has no wings), but she rides a broomstick.
11 years ago. Rating: 7 | |
A few hits on the crackpipe and you can fly as high as you want.
11 years ago. Rating: 6 | |
You are so inner city!!!
Bump!
Try hangliding, probably as close as we'll get to flying, it's fantastically serene and peaceful
11 years ago. Rating: 2 | |