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    3. Put your tinfoil hats on now. The closer the aliens get, the stronger their disruptive brain wave are. You will not be able to resist.
    Put your tinfoil hats on now. The closer the aliens get, the stronger their disruptive brain wave are. You will not be able to resist.

    My brain cells are turning to mush as we speak.  Does anyone know of a free, intuitive (EASY to follow) sight that translates english into spanish?  Every freakin' place I find wants me to sign up and get a note from my mother and leave a DNA sample.  This CAN'T be that difficult!!!!!!!!!

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    +2  Views: 660 Answers: 7 Posted: 13 years ago
    Tags: i don't speak spanish. i just want a translation
    doolittle

    I will cyber deliver an awesome tin foil cap for you! What color would you like the left and right orbs to be?
    Commented 13 years ago
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      Beware of tinfoil hats, recent research has shown that they encourage alien messages, not prevent them. Spanish speaking aliens are unknown, aliens only speak English. If you can find a reason for this you will become ruler of not just the world but the universe also.

      13 years ago. Rating: 9
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        doolittle

        That is why you should wear a tinfoil cap-I by the way make very nice ones. You want to encourage the aliens that we are not all bad and evil.
        However, I have been receiving messages from aliens for years.
        commented 13 years ago

        http://www.translate.google.com/#en|

        13 years ago. Rating: 8
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          www.translate.google.com


          I have had a skookum tinfoil hat for weeks sent to me by our wonderful and talented Doolittle.  She also made one for Carl the Alien who lives in my backyard... He's an outside Alien... He only comes indoors for tea and cake.

          13 years ago. Rating: 7
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            ROMOS

            If you put it on you "may" get some sleep.
            lol
            KOTF
            commented 13 years ago
            FISH-O

            I have a cold and a headache. I am up making tea.
            commented 13 years ago
            Benthere

            How many channels are you able to receive ?
            commented 13 years ago
            FISH-O

            This is a skookum hat Benthere with fins. Just ask Doolittle, she is happy to make them.
            commented 13 years ago

            Yes, tin foil hats have been found to be good for reception of alien radio waves.

            13 years ago. Rating: 7
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              Shootah

              You might already be under their control now, and not realize it!
              commented 13 years ago

              watch out you might get HBO as well..

              13 years ago. Rating: 6
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                doolittle

                That would be ok- I don't get any special channels on my tv...I shall put on my tinfoil hat and try to get HBO reception...by the way, would you like me to make you a tin foil hat?
                commented 13 years ago
                daren1

                a hat with a point would be nice........
                commented 13 years ago
                doolittle

                Of course! That will be ready tomorrow- unless you would like colored foil, then I'll ship it to you (expedited mail) on Monday. How about a traditional foil cap with a red point. That would be very nice- a manly man cap for our daren!
                commented 13 years ago

                Tinfoil underpants prevent bad vibrations and have a beneficial effect on male fertility.

                13 years ago. Rating: 6
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                  doolittle

                  It sounds like only men should wear them. not because of the fertility thing but the first thing you mentioned.
                  commented 13 years ago

                  No. Lo siento mucho! 

                  13 years ago. Rating: 1
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                    doolittle

                    I have no idea what you said- but I could design a beautiful tin foil cap just for you! Would you like that?
                    commented 13 years ago
                    Bob/PKB

                    doolittle, I think that is Spanish for, "No, so sorry".
                    Yes, I would love a beautiful tin foil cap! Would you mind adding a little satin ribbon to it? Muchas Gracias!
                    commented 13 years ago


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