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    As I sit here, broken hearted.............what's the rest of that??

    +2  Views: 591 Answers: 8 Posted: 12 years ago

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    Paid a penny and only farted!


    It,s more than a penny now of course.

    CHAIN

    LOL, yeah that is it!!!
    Next time I"ll be paying a million!!
    Tommyh

    I knew you would be first in with this one.One of my fatheer's favourites.LOL
    daren1

    Kind of like "here i sit on the pooper giving birth to a mass. state trooper...
    ROMOS

    Same thing.
    lol

    Chain, seriously, how old are you? This is meant to entertain children, not adults. You know this is an adult forum, right? 

    CHAIN

    well I'm laughing!!!!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Yes, I have a 49 year old brother who acts like he's 12 so I do understand the mentally. ;)
    CHAIN

    :I,
    do you think i'm insane?
    Colleen

    Moderator
    No, I think you are very young in mind like my brother. ;)
    padovenick

    Seems certain bodily functions are great sources of humor for males of any age. :)

    My odd ball friend Freddie is haunting me...


    As I sit here broken hearted,


    Paid my dime and only f______.


    Next time I think I'll take a chance,


    Save my dime and ____ my pants. 


     


    Do you need the Beans Beans! one as well?


     

    Benthere

    LOL***kc you are a dip !
    CHAIN

    You can get the big beans in BIG packets now, not cans!!!!! I nearly fell over when I saw them.

    Seen on recently painted dunny wall.


    "The painters` job


    Was all in vain


    The phantom poet


    Strikes again."

    ROMOS

    Hi! coz
    PEOPLELOVER

    Hi1 KOTF, I am just having a check up to see you are doing the job and keeping them in line CYA.
    CHAIN

    Just as well, you dropped into it!

    tried to sh-t and only farted! Saw on many a public bathroom wall Ok Chain, are ya happy?

    Bob/PKB

    Better it came from you and not me. Honestly, is there nothing better to do on a Friday night! :o Read! That's what I'll do. Read a good book.

    Because our love died before it started

    Wow!!!


    You better think for it CHAIN and tell us the rest...


    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    CHAIN

    Can't think at the moment!
    franklin5

    Same with me.

    Sound like boring music ,When I was a child I'd play with children toys , then when I grew up I put away the silly thing and move on too more mature thing to do.



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