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Zombies eat brains... make sure you keep the brains away ... it takes about a week and a half as zombies are on a low fat diet (obviously) , therefore, not a lot of body fat... They shrink pretty quickly.  If you substitute brains for Birchwood Dairy, black cherry yogurt you can speed up the process by about two days.  The combination of probiotics and black cherries does a number on their internal organs.

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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I drank 3 and they almost killed me !

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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Ask them "How do you like your stake?"

This applies to vampires as well.

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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No reason to kill them their harmless..

12 years ago. Rating: 3
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Save yourselves...have it written into the script toward the end of the movie, just before the part where the sun begins to shine on a new day!

12 years ago. Rating: 3
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"WHY!! Our MODS are good to us??

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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I could never understand why in movies they just don't shoot them in the head, if you blow off their heads they can't eat your brains! simple as that!  Of course, if they shoot all the zombies in the head the movie will be over. Not much fun...Zombies with no heads are not much of a threat to the living.  If I saw 25 headless zombies coming at me, I would just laugh and find another movie to watch.  Maybe one with vampires.  Of course, same applies there, shoot a vampire in the head they can't bite you in the neck.

Hollywood needs new monsters that have indestructible heads.   I think terminator came the closest, he just grew a new head, but then again, he didn't need his head anyway.. Movies are so confusing.. LOL

12 years ago. Rating: 1
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We don't kill them, they kill us!

12 years ago. Rating: 1
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