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    Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist....

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    +11  Views: 1362 Answers: 11 Posted: 12 years ago
    Shootah

    I like this, it is quite amusing!
    dowsa

    have you been talking to my "Wife again!!
    lambshank

    Hope you don't mind, but this is so true of one of my clients, I copied and posted it on the fridge at work

    11 Answers

    The optomist would have expected you to drink it


    The pessimist would have hoped you would'nt


    The realist would have got his own

    lewboy

    Hey Chiangmai l see we both bite our nails lol.
    robertgrist

    I think the realist would have drunk the first glass half way down, knowing that the optimist and pessimist would have to fight over the remaining half glass, the realist simply waited for opportunity to come along and drink the remaining half glass….disappointing both the optimist and pessimist. Reality and opportunity win. Opportunity is convinced all the water was his. Reality drank the first half glass and optimism and pessimism see they are both defeated. Moral: live for today.
    lewboy

    The pessimist would not fight he would be sure he would lose, sorry your answer will not work,trust me i am a realist lol

    Addendum to the opportunist: That's okay, I peed in it!  - The Antagonist.

    lewboy

    I loved it the mashochist (that spelling looks a bit iffy)

    While you were out arguing over it, my sister and I were having Margaritas....Good Night......jhh

    Chiangmai

    Good night, jhh
    jhharlan

    Thank you and good night, Chiangmai---jhh

     I love it!

    Opportunity knocks once and everyone else missed it.

    Sorry when the glass was empty i stole it...another opportunist...

    Nope!......wrong........ he only drank half of it!

    robertgrist

    It’s empty now.

    Funny! It reminds  me of some people I know.

    dowsa

    "Tell ANN!!!

    clever, I liked it, somehow reminds me of some of the staff here!!

    I saw this type described best in The conformist - a Bertolucci movie - a master piece - worth seeing.

    "What glass?"   



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