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This is the best question ever posted on this site.  I'm just not sure how to answer it.  Could you give us a few hints, please, and we'll get back to you after our meeting.  Thanks.

I don't know, but your quite photogenic!

Ducky

They just asked him if he enjoys walking around neighborhoods after dark!

some one with a good eye-wink.

do you have amnesia?

Blingo Liam Hak!  How the heck are you?  Man!  It has been a while!  How is your dog Spinney?  What a great dog.  The best dog a person could meet.  ... And so talented.  What a great dog. 

How's your Mom?

How's your Dad?

Aunt Bitsie?

Hey, are you still going to that gym on the corner with that crazy militant zumba coach?... Wow, my hair hurts thinking about those classes... brutal.

OK, then... gotta run....Byyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

... Oh I almost forgot... Have a great day and say hi to Spinney for me.

Who do you want to be? someone a bit more interesting and with a brain no doubt

Wow how original...

Ducky

First time you've heard it too?

I have been asking that Question for years ? My wife wont tell Me!!

You are ...let me get out my crystal ball..here we go...and my tarot cards (uggh they are all stuck together)....and my magic mirror mirror on the wall....and, wait, got to see if the clairvoyant cat can get in on this...OK, Silence please.................shhh...........................darn phone (hold on)............... I have No clue.  Who are You??

You are the person at the other end of my computer.  Who are you...............?

RUMPLESTILSKIN!   HAH! You thought we'd never guess. Now, give us the gold.

I give in.....who??