14 Answers
Ha!
Get this one!
I was on a date with a friend of a friend and he bought flowers while we were in a market ... not for me but for himself!
Hilarious.
Thanks... I am so happy to share that odd experience.
When desert was finished, he said, "So we aren't going to have s#x are we?" I said, "No"... he stood up and said, "OK, Date's Over!"
This is a true story.
My husband buys me flowers. He is a keeper.
13 years ago. Rating: 16 | |
I thought that I was showing off one time back when I used to sit at a certain bar.
I ate a rose from off of it's stem, I don't remember where I got it from or who I bought it for !
Needless to say, they were all impressed.
13 years ago. Rating: 10 | |
Although, this might not be a compliment as I am a fan of Andy Warhol, Jackson Pollock, Salvidor Dali, Jack Kerouac, Pearl Jam, Sound Garden, Tim Burton, Nine Inch Nails, Frank Lloyd Wright, and Ayn Rand.... just to name a few.
"They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way, don't pack themselves together and run as one, don't sh*t where their not supposed to, don't take what's not theirs, they don't compare.":)
Although the axiom that I am forced to accept is; The real winner is in fact,
(drum roll please!)
"Poissons Glorieuse"!
It breaks my heart and my pocket when I buy flowers. They are a beautiful gift from mother nature and we cut them down when they are in their prime. Just what kind of people are we? Its sad.
13 years ago. Rating: 9 | |
If I see a pretty bouquet I will buy it. It just brightens the house in the winter! In the summer flowers are every where outdoors! This fall I brought my geraniums in the house. Although they are not as green leaved and bushy as in summer outside, they have been blooming since October! This is 3rd year in a row I have done this!
13 years ago. Rating: 6 | |