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    I've always wondered.....

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    +17  Views: 2072 Answers: 25 Posted: 12 years ago

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    Who puts those little bumps in the road to define lines and who makes them..............?

    ROMOS

    Little bumpy men/women who work at night,I don,t know their names but I,ve seen them J, just this morning they were down my street,I wish they would stop, it really gets on my nerves...KOTF.
    FISH-O

    They are hired by a group of people named after the Velvet Underground. It is a three tier system that has worked ever since Andy Warhol painted the first soup can... everyone was sitting around on a few couches filming movies about nothing and a great idea sprouted up.
    Now we all know where not to go.
    Shootah

    The very elusive bumpmeisters, who only come out after midnight and tend to avoid direct light.
    PEOPLELOVER

    They are made by Dartanien and fitted in place by the "The three Bumperteers"
    Bob/PKB

    The bumps are the work of Doots. Their mission is to distract OCD people like me who actually count them as they speed past.
    jhharlan

    I had a friend who almost convinced me that they were on the road to help blind people drive and stay in their lanes.......I wrote "almost".......
    itsmee

    Ha ha ha ha, Julie.

    why I was so fortunate not to have been born into a country where famine is a way of life (and often the end of same). 

    FISH-O

    Straws.
    Tommyh

    Yep.I missed that one Flip.Good answer.I have spent my life in Paradise & I am ever so grateful.

    .......................Why I am poor and yet so happy.

    doolittle

    Because $ and happiness don't go hand in hand.
    FISH-O

    One can only have a certain amount of good fortune and still it does not balance out... You are a very fortunate person.
    bowlesy

    i dont think it matters how much money you have money alone wont make you happy.quality of life is the key.
    PEOPLELOVER

    West-bus because you are silly?
    Me I am poor as a church mouse and as miserable as a mother-in-law.
    lambshank

    I agree with peoplelover
    melandrupert

    glad to hear you are so happy Peter xoxoxoxo
    Ann

    You are one of the few lucky ones.

    What planet my son in law is from.He's one of those people who never worries,never finishes anything,is never on time,doesn't wear a watch.never carries cash. & He bloody-well gets away with it!

    ROMOS

    I thought that was unique to my son, we share a bond O one from across the seas...KOTF.
    FISH-O

    He has discovered a truth that only exists for him, himself and Ed... Now let's not get going on the subject of Ed!
    bowlesy

    dont knock it ,join him!!
    Tommyh

    Not bloody likely Bowsley.LOL
    PEOPLELOVER

    Tommy your son in law is smarter than you.
    Bob/PKB

    He's got a great offensive line covering him. From the planet OSNFL
    itsmee

    And in your position, you will have to accept it as nice as you can. You have a lot at stake there, man.

    Why some people are so arrogant/

    FISH-O

    Because they are not thinking in the opposite direction.
    PEOPLELOVER

    I come from Australia so don`t you go calling me arrogant just because we are smarter than everyone else Ann.
    Ann

    PL. I would not dream about calling the aussies arrogant. You people are one of the nicest, down to earth folks.
    Ann

    FF. Theire brain only works one way- theire way!
    Bob/PKB

    It's that old, "I'm better than you because (insert one-dimensional reason here)." Sometimes I thinks it's a way of keeping people at arm's length so no one finds out how insecure the arrogant one really is.
    Ann

    Bob, I totally agree with you!
    itsmee

    Bob, I totally agree with you.

    why I have such a hard time telling if a women is actually a men... Some trannies are really good at hiding who they are and I really dont know.

    Colleen

    Moderator
    some trannies can pull off being a woman better than some women and then there are those that you just know....could be the bone structure, the nose, the adam's apple, the constant need to appear sexier than they are and flirtatious attitude that stops short of accepting advances....Yup they can confuse and fool at times.
    ROMOS

    Just about got fooled in Thailand once, BOY they,re good lookin though...KOTF.
    Shootah

    I remember seeing one who actually looked like a strikingly beautiful women, who I believed to be female...up until he spoke in a voice that was deeper than my own!
    FISH-O

    This is a Kinks song!...and so many others... U2 did that dress up thing and so did Pearl Jam... Kurt Cobain was all over dressing like a girl... Lou Reed ... not dressing but being with (the man/woman and the whale) ... Gwen Stephani's so very cute significant other...? ... maybe the subject is just ... kind of ... not so strange... Let us not forget the Greeks and the KOTF wears a skirt! We love the KOTF! All hail the man in the skirt! He is sooooooooooo cute!
    Pricilla Queen of the Desert... You need to watch that movie. It is fantastic... It is flair! Everyone needs flair!
    PEOPLELOVER

    @ROMOS were you that disapointed you almost, I repeat almost< let him go?

    How did Fish Fry get into that bowl??.

    ROMOS

    Now that is a long story, ask Ducka......KOTF.
    Headless Man

    Yea, I had her on my arm then things happened..........lol
    FISH-O

    They (especially the headless wonder) didn't care enough and this is what happened... fortunately I look fabulous in blue. ... It's all about those eyes. Boogley.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    @ROMOS...Don't blame me... Colleen is to blame...yeah, that's it...it was Colleen, honest.
    FISH-O

    Yes, well, Ducka... your wing is still in a sling... hmmmm. Curious.
    PEOPLELOVER

    Ducka bet her she couldn`t get in the fed her until she was too big to get out.
    itsmee

    Fish: I think it’s funny when you said to Ducka “Don’t get your wing in a sling"
    Ducky

    Moderator
    PL...that's just not true..not true at all!! I'm an innocent duck! :(
    Headless Man

    What do you mean didn't care, I tried to reincarnate you but with no luck..........lol

    WHY?

    doolittle

    Why not?
    Headless Man

    Correct, WHY NOT wonder why.........lol
    FISH-O

    It' all about the land of the "What's not there"... makes perfect sense.
    PEOPLELOVER

    Because Y is a crooked letter.
    Bob/PKB

    Me, too, Randy, me, too.
    itsmee

    Because I told you to ...

    I've often wondered where Bob comes up with all of her questions! I'm always looking forward to them.....

    Tommyh

    That's an enigma for everyone to ponder.Where doe's she get 'em.She must stay up all night thinking them up.
    west-bus

    I think she has a Masters Degree in Psychology and she is weighing us all up. Beware!
    Bob/PKB

    I think she should put away her Christmas decorations, prune the rose bushes, and take that poor dog for a walk.
    jhharlan

    At least she has priorities...........

    Huh?

    FISH-O

    Think ninteen, turn left and smile at a tree... plant a squirrel and hug your best friend... Don't for any reason forget to eat desert unlesssssssss your Doctor insists that you should lay off the stuff. Above all else just keep on being yourself. You are doing a very good job at that.
    Vinny

    Huh??
    FISH-O

    Yeah... whatever!
    itsmee

    sometimes ...
    hey Vinny! Good to see ya.
    Vinny

    Good to see you too itsmee!! :)

    If I had a million dollar would you still wonder?

    doolittle

    Yes. Of course.
    facebook

    Are you telling me you'd marry me anyway?
    FISH-O

    A million is only sixty percent because of taxes... I wouldn't wonder at all...except, "Where are you going on vacation this year?"
    facebook

    Somewhere in the Caribbean Sea where Fish Fry can stay cool.
    FISH-O

    Lovely!
    Paradise!
    Bob/PKB

    Of course, I'd still wonder. Money might get me to stop asking (especially HUSH money), but I'd always wonder.

    I didn't wonder about this until a few days ago... It began with Colleen's "the Walmart and lack of the bra and shirt thing on what seemed to be a woman"... Continued through my question about underwear and now I find myself completely alone on the island of great underwear.


    It truly disturbs me to think that there is an entire world of women wearing granny panties and wishy washy bras.


    This could be why so many people remain single..... augh!  Underwear!


    If women don't care then it is truly frightening what men are up to in that department.


    I do buy my husband's underwear and come to think of it... in my last marriage it was also my department... weird.


    And so, this is my "Have you ever wondered"... because until a few days ago, I did not.  I truly thought everyone was wearing great underwear.


     

    bowlesy

    you must have a pair of nics that are full of holes and look like crap but are extremely comfortable.most of the girls i`ve known have just a pair.
    FISH-O

    NO... never. I have a rotation system and if the nickers do not look good they are out the door.
    The personals have to look good... you just never know if the car accident is about to happen!
    bowlesy

    my gran used to say"make sure your pants a clean just in case you get hit by a bus" if i get hit by a bus the last thing i`m going to be thinking about is my skidders!!
    FISH-O

    You have to worry about your shoes and your underwear and always clean your teeth and floss... no need for one single horrible moment beyond what is obviously not a very good day.
    Actually you have to be completely perfect just in case that bus runs you over.
    Your Gran and mine must have gone on pottery tours together!
    ROMOS

    @bowlesy,you should,ve told your old Gran that if you got hit by a bus the first thing you would probably do was s**t yourself, so why bother about the clean skids.
    FISH-O

    Romos... you are a pill... an underwear pill.

    I've always wondered why frivolous questions get loads of answers and sensible questions get bugger all. :)

    FISH-O

    Primarily, because we are all hilarious!
    You have just gotta laugh!
    FISH-O

    ... And please take your underwear seriously.
    PEOPLELOVER

    Your dilemma Bulletman is brought about by eating crows.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Yeah..all this LAUGHING just makes me SICK...make them stop, will ya'..I HATE IT!!!!!
    west-bus

    If only I knew. I wouldn't tell you.
    Bob/PKB

    It could possibly be that many people's daily lives are filled with deadlines, heartaches, illness, and assorted worries and fears. Cutting loose in a safe place like this could be the thread that keeps them from being completely unraveled.
    itsmee

    too silly sometimes - I’m an ogre but sometimes ....

    What my dog is thinking?


     


    Who decided on the animals names? why isn`t a elephant a giraffe, why isn`t a horse a cat?

    lambshank

    often wondered that myself, may be have more time on my hands than I thought
    ROMOS

    @PL...you stole my reply ye auld fart...KOTF.
    Bob/PKB

    Nobody saddles a cat! :D
    PEOPLELOVER

    I take your point Bob, could you picture the race track full of cats.
    But I do wonder who and how were the names given to the various species.
    I can understand "MAN' and 'WOMAN" because until the female came along "Man: had no "WOE"
    "Duck peoplelover, cyber smack on the way"
    CHAIN

    Ask god PL, I'm sure she'll tell you.
    itsmee

    My cat is a pig
    itsmee

    and your dog is thinking about my fat cat : )

    I've always wondered why Fig Bars only come in square form?

    FISH-O

    It is a traditional wrap around thing... When you make them from scratch, you make them in the form of a wrap around cookie and then cut. Originally they are not square but a very long rectangle.
    I only know this because I receive dates as gifts and if I don't find some way to use them they go to waste. I don't like anything going to waste. Figs and dates find themselves in the same style of cookies.
    witchway

    FishFry, nice to know the answer to that. Thanks

    Okay, now I've read the question, read all the posts, read all the comments and I think that I have just fallen into some really weird place!    Suppose I had just arrived on this site.....trannies? road bumps? bumpy men/women?  velvet underground?  a headless man?  plant a squirrel?  underwear?  On top of that, some talk about a duck and a fish in a bowl?


    Yikes!!!!!!    I can't even answer the question....I must rest!

    FISH-O

    Above all else, you are the most amazing Duck.
    All good feelings can begin here.
    Sappy and shiny thoughts!
    Life is a smile.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    ...and you, a fine, fine Fish!!!

    What goes through a dead person's mind "On not waking-up".

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Hmm..thought provoking...lol
    valR

    nothing
    dad59

    valR are you sure??? Please provide evidence.
    FISH-O

    Thank goodness. I don't have to think about the alarm!
    lambshank

    very little I think
    ROMOS

    This never happened yesterday morning.
    Ann

    What mind?
    west-bus

    You will find out soon enough, be patient.

    Who stole my lunch in second grade math class..

    Ducky

    Moderator
    I did! Oops...thought it was mine. :(
    dad59

    The TEACHER did it, he/she decided yours was better.

    about many all kind of things and still wondering...

    FISH-O

    Astronomical... fish soup and underwear!
    valR

    Yes, the ulimate eclecticist :)

    every day is a wonder,never lose the wonder of a bright-eyed child.

    FISH-O

    ... and Dali? and macaroni and cheese? and what the heck rats think about all day long? and what a homeless person really feels like? Why we just can't get it together and why did John Lennon really have to go that way?... also UNDERWEAR!
    Take the Underwear seriously. It is the closest thing to your skin!

    You always see Oreo’s. Kids dip them on TV. They take an entire page in magazines. Novelists mention them.    What’s so great about Oreos?

    PEOPLELOVER

    Oreos are over sweetened and shocking but that is probably why kids like them.
    It is all about deciding where your target consumers are then market accordingly.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Uh..let's see...they taste good? :)

    What thought goes through a bugs mind as it hits the windscreen of a car.


     


    AUSSIES LET THE OTHER LOT HAVE GO FIRST AS I KNOW YOU ALL KNOW THE ANSWER.

    ROMOS

    Its arse.
    PEOPLELOVER

    Close but no cigar.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Oh no, look out!!!!!
    PEOPLELOVER

    Sorry Ducka, you above all should have got this one.
    Bob/PKB

    "I must have made a wrong turn in Omahaaaaaaaugh."
    bulletman

    You may be right Ms Bob, a little silliness could be good for mental health. WHOOPS, i have made a comment under the wrong anwser, should be under mine!!
    PEOPLELOVER

    Bulletman, you are obviously suffering from "Bullet withdrawl" have a fix then answer in correct question.
    I give up on the yanks, do you know the last thing to go through a bugs mind when hit by a moving car?
    PEOPLELOVER

    Sorry Bob looks like I will have to let the Aussies in to answer, thanks for trying and you do not realise just how close you are.

    Why do I have to carry my head in my hand?


    When fish fry is tucked away in a bottle.

    jhharlan

    If you didn't, you might could lose it.........
    Headless Man

    I never loose my head......lol
    Bob/PKB

    It is much easier to collect the thoughts that come from the top of your head if you can actually SEE the top of your head.
    Rub the bottle (not caress, RUB), and our little sea creature will be released from bondage AND captivity.
    FISH-O

    Now, when you put it that way .... I am feeling very fortunate.
    Headless Man

    LOL thought you might..........lol

    Why can some people talk and talk and talk and never listen?

    Ducky

    Moderator
    :) They believe that they are better educated, more intelligent, better read, better travelled, more informed, than anyone, anywhere....ON EVERY TOPIC!!
    itsmee

    Ducka, then do you think those people have more self esteem? Or possibly less? This is a very close relative of mine. I wonder if people will find the question way down here?
    Bob/PKB

    Ducka makes a good point. So do you, its mee. Often, the person who can't BE QUIET ALREADY is the one who has least to say, and is nervous about appearing boring by not contributing to the conversation. Backfire!
    itsmee

    I guess what I really want to know by asking this question ~ actually I NEED to know is: How do you stop the bore? It happens to be a relative I love very much. This behavior of his is changing my attitude. It’s making the love go away.

    ....about how it feels in heaven



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