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    Nine Words Women Use...This is hilariously true...Do you know what they are?

    Fine:    This is the word women used to end an argument and they are right and you need to shut up.


    Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you're given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    Nothing:  This is the calm before the storm.  This means something.  You should be on your toes.  Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".


    Go Ahead:  This is a dare, not permission.  Don't do it.


    Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh usually means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (Refer back to #3 regarding the meaning of nothing).


    That's Okay:  This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man.  That's okay means she'll think long and hard before deciding how you're going to pay for your mistake.


    Thanks:  A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.  Just say "You're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" -that's pure sarcasm and she's not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say "You're welcome"...That will bring on "Whatever".


    Whatever:  Is a woman's way of saying ....Go to Hell!


    Don't worry about it, I got it!:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?"    For a woman's response, refer to #3


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    +18  Views: 843 Answers: 21 Posted: 6 years ago
    bulletman

    You are a brave man,Chiangmai to post that,or foolhardy -- i agree 100%.
    Chiangmai

    Someone sent this to me and I thought it'd put a smile on a few men, and some women. It's all in good fun. My wife is so on time and I am the one who's mostly a little late.
    mycatsmom

    It was funny and so true. Really, a lot of it is true . LOL
    Poppy3

    How I like it. such fun and rings true.

    21 Answers

    Ha ha ha very funny I can relate (as a Woman) to (dont worry I got It) (thats Ok) (Nothing)(Fine)(Nothing) but as eggie said  Men can be just as worse !

    eggplant

    Here, here!
    melandrupert

    @eggplant Thanks eggie oxoxox

    Whatever!   (just kidding. This was a fun read.)

    Let me tell you that  when my husband accepts a dinner or lunch appointment, the invitees add one hour. Say the time of lunch is 12:00pm it's + one hour.


    If he tells you he'll be ready in 15 minutes, you will have to wait one hour. Don't talk about women, men are much, much worse.

    melandrupert

    hear hear xoxo
    PEOPLELOVER

    Touched a nerve, this definitely a "whatever"fromEggy and Mel, love the little churlish hearts.
    melandrupert

    PEOPLELOVER slighty touched a nerve! heee oxox

    Thumbs up great question, it's very interesting!


    Let me give you a little man language as well:


    Yes dear, I gave up trying to argue....


    O.K. Honey in a minute, stop bitchin at me already, enough!!!


    Your absolutely right Dear, I give up.


    Of course I like your mother, I can't stand that manipulative bitc*


    Honey, are you awake? Well it's not because he want to have a long conversation with you, lol.


     

    Chiangmai

    :) Brave soul you are, leeroy.
    melandrupert

    Leeroy well done! oxoxox
    leeroy

    Great questions and answers here, lot of room to make a funny! xoxo Mel

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    carmaxable

    selected eye sight! lol !
    valR

    You are special, my hat off! really :)
    valR

    i think i know what worried you; it happpens to me often; you fixed it right away and the end result was TU which was your original intention. don't worry :)

    In my house their is a 10th "Get over it"...it means stop sobbing and move on..

    Dont have to be Psychic to know that My answer is "Yes dear right now. Works )

    fine, is my favorite one.

    All true, all true. Whatever and fine............

    Yep,women are from Venus.Thanks for the translation.

    I do relate to "whatever" and yes I really mean go and stick your head in a bucket!

    They also say, " Well, if you don't know by now, I'm not going to tell you ! !    and if they say, "  If you want to go .........GO !  "     That means if you go, there'll be hell to pay for.  LOL

    Makes me laugh when a women says to a Man "Do I look OK - do you like my frock"? And without even looking which of course she does not see he says "YES dear you look great"

    Chiangmai

    Flattery will get you to live another day.
    Poppy3

    Oh that's what it is - very good lol.

    Funny but true LOL

    one of my favorites quote from hubby is I have just got home from work will it wait !!!! my answer is well I have just got home from work too and I am cooking dinner cleaning and rushing around like a blue arse fly ect ect ect ect ect ect ect then after all the moaning and nearly getting in  to a argument..... right I will do it ..... but why cant he say I wll do it in ten mins no we have to go through all this rubbish each time! amen

    Men, if you want to get along with your woman, always say,  " You're probably right, dear "

    Chiangmai

    I'll take that under advisement....and you're probably right, mycatsmom.

    when a woman says '' WHAT EVER ! "........that mean  F ---- YOU

    As I told one of my son in laws there are only two sentences to a happy marriage. "Yes dear" and "No dear"


     Learn those and you have got it made.

    Ann

    I go along with that - so true

    Men


    When she says "Honey !" 


    Say "can you wait, I'm peeling my M&M's


    Usually she will laugh,  but   NOT ALWAYS !

    bump.

    Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you're given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


    This is the one that I had to cope with almost my entire life...

    Chiangmai

    How true!
    FISH-O

    I had a strange thing happen when I voted your answer up. Please let me know if if showed up as a thumbs down.


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