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    I have a horrible time understanding the lyrics to Top 40 songs. After seeing itsmee's comment about "Doot of Earl", I got to wondering...what's the weirdest lyric misunderstanding YOU'VE ever made?   Mine would be from the song "Blinded by the night."  I always hear, "Dressed up like a doucher and a roamer in the light".  Does anyone know what the words REALLY are?  What's your craziest misinterpretation???

    +6  Views: 1019 Answers: 13 Posted: 12 years ago
    Shootah

    You are funny! I'm sitting here laughing so hard, I have tears coming down my cheeks!
    Bob/PKB

    Pathetic, I know. That's just the tip of the iceberg. :D

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    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed....my Mums version of Alice Coopers, Poison, totally cracked me up...lol...KOTF.

    Eeeeeeven mumma mauuma nanana nanana like concrete..... Again


    Eeeeeooo aaah mamma namanama know he reads.


    Evenflow na na la looks like paradise... even now so he says.....


    He's taking me away...


    Evenflow by Pearl Jam

    I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire. I thought "Venus" was Pen*s!  http://youtu.be/giQ_SwN7lz8

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Don't you love the "moves" when you look back?
    It DOES sound like...you know. LOL

    I'm sure I've had some misundertandings of lyrics, but at the moment they're not coming to mind.

    Bob/PKB

    Blood Sweat and Tears, on the album/record question!

    I just hum, so the words don't matter.

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Pretty safe, you chicken!

    I've got eyes in my backside see electric tomatoes orange credit card holders there are children in washrooms holding hands with a queen and you can .    The rest being garbled. David Bowie.

    Bob/PKB

    WTH is that?
    FISH-O

    Ha ha!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Where can I buy that one? LOL
    Shootah

    Was this from one of those LSD adventures from the seventies?

    Let's swim to the moon, uh huh
    Let's climb through the tide
    Penetrate the evenin' that the
    City sleeps to hide
    Let's swim out tonight, love
    It's our turn to try
    Parked beside the ocean
    On our moonlight drive... Jim Morrision ..and The Doors

    Wrapped up like a duece, another runner in the night.

    Bob/PKB

    THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. (I could never imagine why someone would wrap up like a douche).
    Ducky

    Moderator
    To both of you...LOL!!!!!!!!!

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    ROMOS

    I take it you liked SAHB? One of my favourite bands,he was a great loss to Scottish rock.

    It's Blinded by the light , a Bruce Springsteen composition sung by Manfred Mann clean your ears out or listen to Barbara, Barbara .


     

    Bob/PKB

    typo. ears are clean, still don't understand. so sorry to annoy you.
    dunc

    You've put blinded by the NIGHT and you look like Barbra Stri
    Bob/PKB

    I fixed the typo. My NOSE looks like Barbra; I'll grow into it eventually. :0

    Hi Bob!


                   Thanks for the answer, I don't know why I couldn't think of Blood, Sweat, and Tears...maybe one too many doobies from the day! Those were the good old days when life was a lot less complicated...some good memories too!

    Bob/PKB

    DOOTS. Too many DOOTS.

    My housemate sings the songs all of the time and I can't help but wonder how he does it, I can never understand a word unless it's Neal Diamond......

    Bob/PKB

    There are a couple of crooners I understand; it's when the guitar and drums overpower the voices, or the singer is screaming....

    rarely understand the lyrics of any English vocal songs...

    Bob/PKB

    Me, neither, and it is my native tongue.


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