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    Have I kissed enough tail to get a (little) love yet ?

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    That should really be up to the tail you,ve been kissing.

    flaminghanky

    Oh my! Did I miss you? Sorry.

    When your lips get chapped, kiss a horses butt and then you won't lick your lips anymore..............

    flaminghanky

    Don't bet on it. I be one sick puppy.

    I shall ask the animals- specifically what to do in your case.

    flaminghanky

    Not sure sheep lie.
    doolittle

    Sheep are too busy laughing to lie.

    BRUSH YOUR TEETH, GARGLE WITH MOUTHWASH, and put the dog outside.  Then we can talk.  

    flaminghanky

    O.K. I know when I've been kicked. I had that one comin' . Thanks I feel better. How sweet. Oh ya forgot- the dental thing is no prob,just the 1 tooth. Hope it ain't a deal breaker...
    Bob/PKB

    If your breath is minty fresh and you have a nice smile.......

    What on earth would make you want to kiss butts? I thought only dogs did that. Perhaps you were a dog in your last birth.

    flaminghanky

    Close. I was a cat turd.

    So, according to my survey, kissing "tail" does not equate to love in the Animal Kingdom.  At times smelling "tail" is a form of courtship.  In my professional opinion you should know someone quite well before putting your face anywhere near tail.  After all, the saying s*** happens, is true.  :) 

    I am jealous.. You have never kissed mine... I may cry.

    flaminghanky

    And I've practiced too. Dry the tears,I'm a big ole liar. My tail kissing co-workers that did the kissing,instead of standing up for what's right.Still have their jobs.I fought for them as well as myself. I don't have the job because I didn't do the kissin' Ya just can't believe a lying Loser. Sorry for the fiction.I'll try to do better:-)

    Never developed a taste for butt. If I can't make it on merit, I'm otta here.

    flaminghanky

    I many times say the opposite, as a test of whom I,m dealing with. I do joke about butt kissin' cause I've dealt & worked with so many of them. Just wanna know who likes to kick with a crowd behind them. I agree it's a respect thing.And I want to enjoy those that earn it,without faking it. There is a price & I still think it's worth it.Thank you.

    Hey don't go around in life kissing a**** no one really likes those not even the one whose a**** you are kissing even though they will act like they do.  Be yourself, let people like you for who you are not what someone wants to make you be or being fake, just be yourself, we will love ya mate.

    flaminghanky

    It was meant in good fun. I enjoy degrading myself from time to time. Thanks.
    Darci13

    Okay sorry but don't degrade yourself bud you are worth something and not degrading. But as you wish my friend.
    Darci13

    Changed my mind waiting on my turn LOL

    Magic Eight Ball


    Question: Have I kissed enough tail to get a (little) love yet


    Yes

    flaminghanky

    Nice butt, don't know if I can go cold turkey.Think I may be addicted.
    Ed1530

    Go ahead and ask for yourself…. :)
    http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi

    No ... but you have given some mighty strange answers that I have TUed just because your face is cute.

    flaminghanky

    You ain't seen such a dog. Sorry to let ya'll down. So homely even my mother couldn't luv me.

    Sounds like solid advice. How very thoughtful.

    how


     

    Well that should make you very popular, but obviously you are not doing it right, if there is no response :).



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