PEOPLELOVER
Haven`t got a brass razoo -- I have no money
God stoney motherless broke---I have no money.
Full as a bulls arse going uphill---- very full normaly with beer.
As much use as tits on a bull---- useless
As much use as a ash tray on a motor bike---- useless.
Got his wobbly boots on ----drunk.,
Silly as a two bob watch---- very silly.
5 Answers
FISH-O
Hil-ary-ary-ious!
I'm stacked - a full schedule... a lot on your plate
I'm stoked - enthusiastic
| 12 years ago. Rating: 8 | |
With no bra on you would have two possums wrigging under a blanket.
" Round `em up and point `em out."
Here we joke about breast augmentation as something to be done so you always know which direction you are going! Headlights!
PEOPLELOVER
Probably the same as a Kangaroo shagger.
Gets quite lonely when you are in a outstation miles from another human and, as they say "Any port in a storm"
I heard of two ringers (top stockmen or gun shearers) who came to Brisbane from outback Queensland and saw a sign "TAXIDERMIST" on a shop.
One of the boys went in to find out what a taxidermist was.
The man showed him a kangaroo. emu, wombat and said "I stuffed all of those, that is what a taxidermist does"
When the bushie went back to his mate he said " Just a fancy name for a boundary rider"
| 12 years ago. Rating: 3 | |
pythonlover
China Plate = Mate
Butchers Hook = Crook (feeling sick)
Captain Cook = Having a look
Aussie Salute =brushing flies away from your face
Chuck a sickie =Taking a day off work
Mad as a cut snake =someone who is mentally disturbed or very angry
Dunny =toilet
Grouse =something really good
| 12 years ago. Rating: 2 | |
melandrupert
Cockney Ryming Slang
Whistle and Flute.............................................Suit
Strides...............................................................Trowsers
Syrup of Figs....................................................Wig
Tom and Dick....................................................Sick
Ruby Murry..........................................................Curry
Rasberry Tart.....................................................Fart
Rabbit.................................................................Woman can Talk so much!
North and South................................................Mouth
Mutton and Jeff..................................................Deaf
Hamstead Heath..............................................Teeth
Frog and Toad...................................................Road
Dog and Bone...................................................Phone
Pecham rye .......................................................Tye
On the Bone ......................................................Phone
| 12 years ago. Rating: 2 | |
nomdeplume
Fair suck of the sav----- exaggeration