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You just described my ex-husband.

That tis the idea sort them out from the word go.

Might not appeal to the females who decide your Presedential asperation though, I would have waited until AFTER your election before revealing your true colours.

Come to think of it I think you just blew it, what man wants a president who spends all day on a golf course?

And I thought we had dummies in Australian politics?

A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3 wood, he took another mighty swing, the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him. As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked, "Are you a good golfer?", to which the man replied, "Got here in two, didn't I?"

Did he get the "Birdie"(bride) or two strokes in the "Jaw"