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Ask the DOCTOR  he knows

the doctor slapped your mother instead?

...something went wrong...

Why ,your mother will not tell you?

about 8 years ago!

You had a glorious future and now from this day forward you are going to try your very best and bring wonder and joy to the world....  finish the sentence if you like.

When you were born the doctor slapped you and you cried, otherwise you would not have lived until now.

Give me your YEAR, Your MONTH, and the DAY, I can give you the rest.?

Ask your mum, I'm sure she'll remember!

the doctor threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth !

Ask your mum, I'm sure she'll remember!

It was a dark and stormy night. Thunder crashed and lightning flashed.  The doctor hovered over the pregnant woman, and recognized the intelligent blue eyes immediately.
"Margaret," he smiled, "are we going to deliver a baby into the world tonight?"
"Yes, Doctor," was the response, "and I'd suggest you forego the conversation, give me some drugs, and cut this little breech bundle of joy out of me before it slides down into the birth canal and causes some real problems."
March 7, 3:50 A.M.  Friday (Friday's child is full of woe) Weighed in at 7lb 11oz.