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Ok, I stole my neighbors German Shepard dog he had tied to a doghouse, I took the dog house and the dog, we took him and the house down the street and put him in another neighbor's yard that always complained of dogs barking.. The Shepard enjoyed the trip really, he loved it! 

When I was in the restaurant business, we had a 'not so brite' dishwasher, on night I put a 2-way  the refrigerator and went in the next room and started yelling in another 2-way radio-- 'help, I'm locked in the fridge and I have a bomb strapped to me.-Open the door ind it will kill us all..!

She went bezerk and left the building and  ran down the street, told people there and they called the police.. cops came and I had a lot of explaining to do, then one of the cops started laughing, then they all did.. The girl, she didn't get over it too fast.. she was peeved..  I didn't care though.. There were more tricks to come..

A friend of mine had a cousin(female) who was getting married.He attended the wedding & as a joke put a self inflating life boat in the back seat of their honeymoon car.As they were leaving he leaned into the car & pulled the inflation strap.The thing inflated & pressed the bride against the dashboard & the windscreen.As a result she had a severe asthma attack & spent the rest of her wedding night at the ER. Neither the cousin or the new husband or the rest of the cousins family ever spoke to my friend again.

My father considers my birth a practical joke.  Seriously.

Just way too many to list..

I don't even know where to begin, just say;  that if its been done, I did it too..  I been on both ends.

In the army if a recruit was being a pain I would send them to the Q store for a "long wait"(weight)

The sergeant when told I had sent the rookie for a "long wait" would stand the young lad in a corner then after a hour say "Back you go you have a long wait"

Striped paint was always a goodie as was swirled camouflage paint, left handed hammer/screwdriver.

I placed a stink bomb inder the seat of my friends going away car after their wedding. !00 yds down the road the car stopped and out they jumped. They eventually forgave me.

I duplicated a form that had to be filled out when applying for unemployment. An applicant would take the form fill out the questions and wait in line. Well I changed a few of the questions, such as.

 What kind of equipment can you operate:

1. Rubber machine

2. Crowbar

3. Slimjim

4. Switchblade

5. Bolt cutters

In the army if a recruit was being a pain I would send them to the Q store for a "long wait"(weight)

The sergeant when told I had sent the rookie for a "long wait" would stand the young lad in a corner then after a hour say "Back you go you have a long wait"

Striped paint was always a goodie as was swirled camouflage paint, left handed hammer/screwdriver.

We were nailing down a wooden floor my  work collegue was holding the nails in position he said ,"When I nod my head hit it" , So I did

I remember being taken on a snipe hunt.........

 I LOVE TO BET SOMEBODY 1 DOOLAR I CAN KEEP MY HAND IN THE HOME MADE ICE CREAM MAKING WATER FOR TWICE AS LONG AS THEM  AFTER THEY HAVE SUFFERED FOR 3-4 MINUTES OF PAIN,I STICKMINE IN FOR ABOUT 3 SECONDS AND SAY S#*T THATS COLD AND HAND THEM A DOLLAR